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That would be a cocofruit.
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@beebsdj.bsky.social
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That would be a cocofruit.
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@beebsdj.bsky.social
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100%. Wasted a 2 hour drive to see a car and when I popped the bonnet it was covered in oil. Didn’t even bother taking it for a test drive.
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That’s going look worse than a prison tattoo.
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40 times and still not dead - worst stabber ever.
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Honestly, the stuff he comes out with - you wouldn’t believe this bloke existed unless you actually met him. And even then you’d think it was some kind of act, but it isn’t. He really is that dumb.
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Neither had I in fairness, I have now though, very interesting. And the AI quip he came out with was blurted out instantly without any thought at all. As if he’d read about AI taking over jobs and hadn’t even thought to understand what AI actually is.
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Had to stay with my Parent’s Boomer neighbour a few weeks ago. He is extremely outspoken while also being unbelievably stupid. One evening he was going on about stopping all immigration, asked on who they would get to wipe his arse if he was in a nursing home his answer - AI. Not even joking.
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Listen to Billy Big Balls here.
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Nice to see President Biden congratulating us on our new Prime Minister Anthony Eden.
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Absolutely. And definitely none of this bull shit, “hello I’m Simon but my nickname is Chili.” Sod off, you don’t get to pick your own nickname.
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It’s now a podcast on BBC Sounds.
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If only…..
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@beebsdj.bsky.social
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Ride the wave, don’t waste time wondering how the waves are made.
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You should. It’s fucking lovely. And you’ll find out whether you can actually speak French it just teach it.
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You had the bloke’s number, you should have called him yourself. Happy Birthday!
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Not when you had to ask someone for directions. Having to lean over and wind the window was a pain in the arse.
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I know someone who lost their shit cos there was an Asian girl in the sequels. Not a problem with an alien with an arse for a chin in a universe of different species, but someone with a different skin colour - 😤 😡
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Fucks sake Mogg, there’s an election next week. Pull your finger out.
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@beebsdj.bsky.social
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Same here. Had to miss Foo Fighters last Saturday cos Covid returned. 2 other people who also caught and thought previously it was like a cold had to admit that yeah it wasn’t just like a cold.
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Ninny. Such a great word.
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Aw man, your turds must be delicious!
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The Venn diagram of people who cheer when someone drops something and people who clap when a plane lands is a circle.
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Thieving bastards right to the end.
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No
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If he gets in, the people of Clacton will never clap eyes in him.
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You don’t have to perfect at something for it to give you joy. If it makes you feel good, then that’s good enough surely?
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Is that you Bono?
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Until she creates Cum Butts Enterprises from nothing and becomes a billionaire secret crime fighter like Batman.
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in vino sapientia
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Work jolly years ago, they hired out the whole of NAMCO in London. Free arcade games all day. Also bumper cars - no rules, see your line manager, line him up and smash the fuck right into him.
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@beebsdj.bsky.social
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“Where’s my knight’s head?”
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Surely the Cooperative Party should align with all the other political parties? 🤷♂️
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Nothing boring about bees…
youtube.com/@texasbeewor...
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Ali Dia
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They let you back on the internet, Glitter?
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Good writing is timeless though. Original Reggie Perrin has visually dated but is still fantastic. Also MASH, Yes Minister, even The Good Life. Not On The Buses though.
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Hero
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Are they hers?
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Fair play. It wouldn’t have hurt him anyway.
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Come on dude. He was the best ever Jedi. If that’s not guaranteed a legover I don’t know what is. At the height of his powers he’d have had a nob like a blind cobbler’s thumb.
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Also if music is free then it has no value. I still buy CDs. I’ve bought downloads but I couldn’t tell you where they are anymore.
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@beebsdj.bsky.social
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“You need to learn.”
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I love this. I know they are English words, but in order they’ve been used I can only understand the first and last sentences. The bit in between makes fuck all sense to me. And I’m ok with that.
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Use a flannel. All goes on your skin and gently defoliates as well. Plus flick it over your shoulder and can wash your back as well..
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@beebsdj.bsky.social
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Also darts.
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Jesus wept, how big were your ecstasy tabs back in the day?
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@beebsdj.bsky.social
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Well you shot out of his nob, so there’s some kind of symmetry there.
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@beebsdj.bsky.social
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Or the millions of ignored small businesses that were offered nothing at all. Won’t be forgetting that on voting day..
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