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"Refusing to engage with people who end a statement with 'Debate me!' is the right thing to do." Debate me! Pronouns; thee, thou and thine. 🇬🇧


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You are welcome. Although to be strictly accurate the Labour party only won so convincingly because the far right managed to split the right wing vote.

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My father, a lawyer, used to die inside when a client insisted 'it is matter of principle'. Paid for a new car every year though, so not all bad.

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I'm available. I'd favour a job-share but could do full time if the money is right.

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Your honour, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I see how it looks but the simple fact of the case is that it was a gratuity.

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It won't be the last but after a painful interlude you may be celebrating on a different day.

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No no no. A semi automatic with a bump stock. We have to keep the children safe.

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UK votes today. I'm not saying turnout is high but at 0705 2% of the voters registered in our village were coming out of the polling station. I went in and took the tally to 2.5%. At that rate turnout could be as high as 450%

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Can't he just say convicted felons cannot become President? That would be less controversial.

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In the UK I'd say it was motherhood and apple pie. The conservatives were in favour but wanted custard to be compulsory whereas the liberals were in favour but remained ambivalent about custard. Nowadays it's more about who gets to eat all the pie. In the US you are also arguing over motherhood.

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Best bet; hire a rubber boat and head east. Claim asylum when you reach Europe. A strange reversal of the 17th Century migration.

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She won't, don't worry about it.

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They might be impeached but they would never be convicted.

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If he can't practice how will he ever get better at it?

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Conservation is gardening on a landscape scale. I'm not saying that's good or bad, but when we decide to remediate we impose our image of how things should be onto a developing ecosystem.

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Nope

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Honestly, we look to our leaders to set an example. I think all but the most menial jobs should list 'being a convicted felon' as a required qualification.

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Likely to be your age. I'm agitated about the trend to pre-order everything which is the same as ordering something in every way imaginable. My father was similarly aggravated when asked by someone; "Can I confirm your address?"

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Actually he needn't kill them, just make them an offer they can't refuse.

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They are expecting a litter of drones in the new year.

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Can only speak for the UK; our monarchy seems to take the view that their job is being the royal family, forever - so rocking the boat is not an option. In contrast a president has 8 years at best and is not part of a dynasty. A president has every incentive to make hay while the sun shines.

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Yes, I know I was driving at 70 mph past a school and I shot the officer who apprehended me but what you don't seem to understand is that I will be elected president of the USA one day and these were official acts. ⚖️

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Him digging a ditch would be more amusing to watch.

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A fact finding tour of eastern Ukraine. I hear it can be lovely at this time of year.

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And don't worry, the bump stock is fine.

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'king Trump - as many of us have been saying for years.

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Biden should order the tapes destroyed in order to protect the integrity of the office of the president. We know now that he'd enjoy immunity from prosecution.

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Nothing's changed. People have been saying 'king Trump for years. ⚖️

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We used to be amazed at the many and varied ways our customers found to be right.

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How much has he bid? Or is that a secret until after the decision?

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When I saw my kids wandering about in pyjamas at midday I used to ask "Having an early night?" Sarcasm is wasted on the young.

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Maybe that's the way fact checking should be done for presidential debates. You let them talk but under the stage is a guy with a blow torch ready to set them ablaze.

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Editor needs an editor

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Trump feasts on barbecued babies. NYT: Florida food crises worsens under Biden.

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Well there's no need for an election now. Best of three rounds and the presidency is decided.

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None of those things are inherently unattractive. I used them to create the impression that she was fast asleep upstairs whilst he was up to no good downstairs. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

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Tell her to be sure to draw up a pre-corruption agreement (pre-crup) so the service and the gratuity are defined in advance. Without that she would have no way to litigate if the corruption was not rewarded as agreed.

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Shouldn't they discuss what those doubts are and whether the evidence assuages them? I mean, before jumping to the acquittal?

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Isn't the issue one of delivery? Is Trump fit to deliver the carnage he promises? Probably. Is Biden fit to deliver his progressive agenda? Maybe less so.

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Just how radioactive are we talking? I mean, would it control the rabbits?

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A friend just asked: My client (a former president) is hoping to influence a judge. The judge has asked for a pre-courption agreement (pre-crup) setting out the nature of the gratuity they will receive. Is such a pre-crup legally enforceable or can my client stiff them as usual? ⚖️

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Mediocre But Arrogant.

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Important to clarify in advance the size of the gratuity which is potentially on offer. There should be a pre-courption (pre-crup) agreement setting it all out so if the gratuity isn't forthcoming the matter can be resolved through litigation.

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I may not be the first to say this, I can't be arsed to look. You probably need a new keyboard. Easy fix for most models if you are minded to have a go.

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I hope they have more luck than those of us who can hear him

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After Pence he's looking for someone to put the vice back into the job.

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Look them in the eye and ask if it augurs well?

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Pretty clear ruling today; the gratuity should only have been given after the acquittal.

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Prometheus was born in Hemel Hempstead, FACT.

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You forgot "Trump has no experience of mass debating."

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