bellofthebird

bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:31 UTC

how did you even pick that…

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:56 UTC

if you ask me for my feelings on something, & i tell you, & the next words you utter are, actually you’re wrong about that, don’t send me a message 15 minutes later asking me why i left.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:25 UTC

small spoon in every case & scenario

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:37 UTC

this will be my fastest uber trip home if my guy doesn’t kill us all first & even if he does? still getting 5 stars & a tip coz he’s not trying to talk.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

vacuumed the stairs for the first time today & i will never be doing that again. don’t care how grimy they get, they will be staying someone else’s problem.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

all our governments have been shit. & it doesn’t matter which ‘major’ party we’ve had driving this clown car coz they’ve all been shit, are shit, & likely will remain shit since status quo here has a long history of she’ll be right, despite us never actually getting anything, anywhere near to right.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 09:46 UTC

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 09:41 UTC

i hate crowded buses but since they have an hourly schedule how tf am i supposed to deal with it? haha. fuck public transport tho.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

i genuinely love a good response that makes me laugh in public 😂😂😂

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

dream job quite frankly, make me dead in the background, pay me. literally all i want in my life now.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:38 UTC

yeah that’s the real downside of excelling at something. the absolute lack of respect is enough to make me need to lie down…

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

i am ALL ABOUT laying down. tryna make it my job ~&~ side hustle.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:12 UTC

everyone likes lying down, right?

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

toes pointed at the ceiling

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 08:42 UTC

i mean, how hard can it be to set up a facebook page anyway..?

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 08:06 UTC

series one, episode one

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 08:26 UTC

birthdays dinner

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

i will be having posh dinner tonight & for such an occasion i will have to wear nice clothing & i very much hope the temperature doesn’t drop much because it’s all summery up in my wardrobe…

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:13 UTC

p’raps edinburgh gets the lava seats not stairs! 😂😂😂

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:03 UTC

a nationwide campaign, i’d get on that trail!

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:59 UTC

people just don’t appreciate the laws of physics enough these days…

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

a slippery slide is the worst way to suggest people sit down, who can resist a slippery slide..?

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 04:09 UTC

i’ve never been drawn to sit the fuck down like i was after seeing this! 😂

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

it’s so great right??!! i laughed due to the accuracy 😂

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

no other comments are available at this time

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

making friends with everyone in the quarter with a degree of ‘force’ so that i’m always gonna be ‘safe’ in this area of town. it’s like meeting the neighbours but you don’t have to awkwardly enter someone’s property.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:06 UTC

i love messages that say ‘am eepy bby, i bed?’ like, yes my beautiful child i am coming to get you & tuck you in & kiss your forehead like you a real baby.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 05:53 UTC

update: she messaged me back after like maybe 5 minutes & we’re gonna hang out! i am excited but also terribly anxious already. living is so fucking complex.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 05:49 UTC

omg i messaged her & she messaged me back like, 5 minutes later, & now we’re gonna hang out next weekend. 😭

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 04:00 UTC

i messaged. & i’m freaking out. because being left on read v getting a response feels like the same amount of terror rn.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

i sent the message & now i need throw all my tech in the sink so i can never even tell if she’s not responded 😭

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

if it’s been like, 2-3 yrs since i saw my friend that lives an hour drive away from me, because i’ve been shamefully hiding & too embarrassed to message her back, should i send her a happy birthday message or just admit to myself i ruined it. i’ll probably just make a cup of tea & be sad about it.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

left the house wearing a sweatshirt & usually i give a fuck about how i look but apparently not today 🤷🏻‍♀️

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 07:55 UTC

tryna catch a bus & 7 minutes feels like 7 daaaaaaaaaaaaaaays

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 05:00 UTC

i walked in gentle, downwards rain to get to the bus stop & the only time my hair moved was when i did. no wind, no upside down raindrops. what a perfect winter day.

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bellofthebird @bellofthebird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

all suburban speed limits to 30kmh suburb connecting roads to 40kmh any highway not built in the last 25yrs down to 90kmh 1kmh over the limit 6 demerit points, valid 2 years maximum of demerit point allowed over 2 years: 10 loss of licence: 6 months i’m a fan of straightforward & simple solutions.

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