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Also, ffs - “ILLEGAL” voting, not “wrongful”.
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Working on myself. Would appreciate some grace, because my workshop is all messed up.
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Ben
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Also, ffs - “ILLEGAL” voting, not “wrongful”.
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Wanna guess this criminal’s political affiliation? . . . Republican, DUH.
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“Old person - who has literally always been out of touch - is secretly a conservative because she wants to keep her money”
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We should call that a worricane or a stressnado
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Fuck Texas with the dildo of Texas’ Own Imagination of its own Value to Society
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Wait, the far left exists? Neat. Let me learn more. (Notice how no rightist has EVER said ANYTHING CLOSE to that.)
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I apologize - it is very obscure. The alt text clarifies everything.
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Ahem this is MACGRUBER The SNL parody of MacGyver
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I’m doing my part. I have three oil drums on fire in my backyard right now to thwart spring cold snaps.
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He’s very shy but I found I social media profile picture of the engineer responsible:
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You said “projecting much”, lol, and I said “yeah, those incels are crazy” I’m just responding to incels. Like right now.
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That your mom was able to find a suitable donor, so that you have been blessed with life. I celebrate that for you.
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I see the Intellectual Explorer has already explored the dark recesses of a trash can and dumpster
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POV: when the bar is under the basement floor
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Oh, an international child is attempting to school me on America’s issues. Neat.
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Does she know?
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I’m sorry you dad is an incel. And I am thankful - for your sake - that sperm donors exist.
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“Who could have predicted this?”
Pro-life party, you’re killing wanted babies.
#prolife #abortionishealthcare
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Hey, Karen - may I call you Karen? I think it’s most fitting. I spent the extended weekend (Boston) with my spouse and kid and my parents. I then went a few days not caring about social media. You went HARD down the drain. You ok? Need an ear? I have some time this afternoon, b/c I have a job.
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It’s giving high schooler rejected by every love interest
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Oh it’s giving Oh ok, I’m being lectured by someone who hasn’t left their house in a week That’s fun
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Damn, you’re still here. Have you tried using chatGPT to create family who replies to your texts.
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I don’t think you should keep using ChatGPT to write your replies.
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I’d already liked your other attempt. At some point I hope to find someone worth my time. 😔
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Oh yeah, I knew that, but since you were ambiguous, I did some judo 💪 I hope you find the attention you’re seeking! 🤗
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I know, they’re crazy 🤣
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You know you could call that person, instead of stalling on social media
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Ok so yes
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So is this enough attention for you today, or does your therapist want you to continue until a certain point.
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Here I’ll give you a like. 👍 Roughly equivalent to 1/144th your grandkid remembering your birthday.
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A mental judo reply. I’m impressed. Let’s flesh this out. So you’re saying me mocking a troll and then blocking them… is equal to you simping for that troll because of your own attention issues? Ok, sure. Those are equal opinions. 😂
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I’m not even sure you’re included in the crusty sock of incels You couldn’t even get it up
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Should I make a pedantic joke about how I was mocking someone without friends, or should I make a joke about how triggered you still clearly are
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Because you were asked for your opinion of course. 🤗
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Famous enough that you bottom feed off them. So you’re projecting your parent issues on your kids now, or have you been unfortunate enough to abuse your grandkids now.
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What a movie pitch! 😊
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How specific! 😊
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I hope so! 😊
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Will do! 😊
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Thanks! 😊
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Ho-leee fuck 😂
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Damn, I triggered a whole crusty sock of incels.
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🫡
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@analdank.bsky.social
Your parents love the dog more than they love you.
And, blocked.
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Great question! Nope, I misread, and assumed. I was wrong and I apologize:
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Ben
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No, I misread, and I 100% apologize:
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Watching his old stuff, I should have known. Damn…
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Y’all remember this guy? From a few years ago? In my recollection, he used to have biting commentary on the general atmosphere and social topics. Objectively good satire. Well, I’m sorry to inform you, he took a HARD right. It’s insufferable now. The worst attempt at comedy I’ve seen.
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Alithos anesti!
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