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i guess if oliver stone ever did a documentary about mormonism, it would have solomon spaulding in it.

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my grandma like many people grandma's was a big time christian. maybe of the kinder type, relatively speaking, not as fundamentalist as others. she had a real interest in wacky mormonism and was amazed that it all happened a few decades away from the year of her birth. practically modern.

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there are so many affidavits supporting that 'manuscript found' exists (or existed) with the mormon names that the people trying to support or disprove the conspiracy move on to how & when it could've been shared with sydney rigdon. me i would need a good explanation of why it isn't around anymore.

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it doesn't help that spaulding had two books with similar names, 'manuscript found' is the one with mormon names, and 'manuscript story' bears little to no resemblance to mormonism, and it still exists.

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they call it anti-mormonism which while true does less to describe it than does christian zealotry -- the religious desire to strike down a false religion, and to *fix* what they're saying about jesus. a great distraction from the catholic v protestant fight.

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there are many affidavits signed contemporarily that support the spaulding theory and it's what christians of the day generally thought to be true about mormonism, except that particular book could never be produced despite spaulding's wish to have it printed.

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joseph smith came into possession of golden plates written in a language only he can read with the aid of a magical device, and it had these same names in it. a version of events that is a lot less credible than the spaulding theory, but less incredible than he made it all up himself.

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and it came to pass in those days that a civil war veteran named solomon spaulding wrote a story in the old style with names like mormon, moroni, nephi and lamanite. there is a conspiracy theory that insists this is true, that the book made it to sidney rigdon who gave it to joseph smith.

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a town where a sizable percentage of it is golf course

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the inside out characters in my head

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Richard might get a win on the LIV League too, even against the likes of Bryson DeChambeau and Jon Rahm. he's been getting up that leaderboard against the best. the next LIV event is in a week at Valderrama in Spain.

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golfer Richard Bland has played two senior events and won both, and they were both majors. 2 for 2, it's never been done. he's wholly undefeated in senior majors. it's a very strange case where a golfer peaks late in life. like wtf is going on there.

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robert palmer: okay great, now make them all wear the same thing. hands up girls if you've played a musical instrument.

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robert palmer: she's great but can we get more models for this music video

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zealot mage explains why backdoors quiver in fiji 49 characters

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zamboni drives quickly on highway except for january 52 characters

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don mckellar holy shit

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it's highly rated and well made but it's not really grabbing me.

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nice deck

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guy who checks for his gun on his hip when he sees something that he thinks needs shooting, but it's never there

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there's a lot of reading subtitles in this.

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watching The Sympathizer about the vietnam war etc, rob d jr starring i dig the hat with the transparent front

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to try to seem younger in today's video Joe Biden will say "no cap"

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i wrote a program to make it easy to see what letters are left :-)

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make a short sentence that uses all the letters of the alphabet whiskered zambian forages quixotically over jumping beans 58 characters

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bariatric surgeon says obesity will be gone soon bc of drugs like ozempic. his number of surgeries has been halved.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhL...

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it sure would be fun to play! :-)

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the construction of the thing would be interesting. maybe it's possible to do it cheaply with easily assembled materials

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there should be a 'high score' that ppl can try to beat

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i'm also thinking of an outdoor fair setting. ppl love a gimmick.

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i would say no nets between lanes, the havoc is part of the fun

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yeah and pitchers will just try to throw it the whole way

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yeah, i like the siren where does the score get shown exactly, i guess it could be at the very top or just above the ramp

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it's said that in the beginning they had nets on the ceiling haha

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there should be more possibilities for sure. there should be a super small hole for mega points. maybe a whole row of them

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when skee-ball started it was like this

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they have to be pretty small so you can whip 'em and the scoring circles are way up in the air

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skee-ball but bowling alley length

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better than the new beverly hills cop, but it's a classic

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price list 1977, kinda pricey

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the toilet paper was attached to his glasses that's funny shit

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gleason is very good

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watching smokey and the bandit

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can you imagine how much his gaffes will negatively affect his campaign, bc you know they're going to happen. i guess what we're seeing how is a feeble: is kamala okay?

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biden's limited ability will likely mean a lot when trump is doing more rallies than him every day in the states that matter

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how about the biden surrogates on tv talking about pulling in those "lost republicans" they're not talking about pulling in people left of them.

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how in the world does tennis survive as a sport? is there some rich guy that funds it all

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and in childbirth it gets successively more painful which must be terrorizing

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greatest pain, sciatica vs childbirth me i'll say childbirth and i've had sciatica... the real sciatica with lightning down the leg. the kind of pain that is totally paralyzing... like you can't scream when it happens. you can't even say how long it lasted but i know it doesn't last for hours

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if there's one thing i've learned it's that whatever the white house spokesperson says --- it doesn't matter one iota

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