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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:24 UTC

It works for Russia.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

An Elton musk is when a tiny dancer explodes in a cybertruck.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

In tea.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

That's what I hear on the street.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

Any fatties in there?

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

Maybe trump can rape some more children to get us out of this one.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

Be careful their parents might be in the great war.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

You are thinking of shaft.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

She isn't.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

I bet the ground is a quiet place.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

This explains a lot.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

Andrew Tate isn't a rapist. He is a closet homosexual with obsessive compulsive disorder and he needs to act rapey exactly 100 times a day to offset the gay thoughts.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

He has said many times that he is staying in the race. Stop this gaslighting.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

Really thought this game was going to be like Mario party. 🙃

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

What's next a place called "very good pizza restaurant"?

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

For a place called truth social I think it was more of a dearth of truth.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

He used to be called Stan Beautifulman before he dated your aunt Judy.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

Just because they are on the "dark side" doesn't mean they are on the wrong side of maintaining proper safety.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

Trump raped a 13 year old girl. Maybe he should drop out.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:49 UTC

Also will Smith didn't slap anyone.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:12 UTC

Don't torcher yourself, just read the source material again.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

Zippers really are too sporty.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

Sounds like the name of that guy from the papers.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

If there is going to be double of it they are going to need more than the placeholder name "stuff".

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

Just as long as you are goofy for a serious cause like democracy.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

They literally show him mowing lawns.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

What a colossal waste of everyone's time and efforts to win a democratic election.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

They show the shark in "jaws 2: jawser"

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

When I first heard Donkey Kong I was at Pizza Hut. (USA)

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

The president himself said he was going to stay in the race. The election is in just a few months. What is wrong with you?

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

Do a freedom.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

I mean when I think of people in my own family I see them as more than a walker or as medications they use. Seems like a slam by a mean girl at highschool.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

I know a personal computer wizz that did his taxes.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:35 UTC

"is it possible to be unhealthy and healthy?"

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:28 UTC

Wow that will really help nothing. But on the bright side people will know you are dumb as fuck.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

They have space force.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

What's it like to be silenced like Alex Jones for speaking the truth?

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

It's our hardworking teachers that need a day off.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 05:19 UTC

Maybe put some tabasco sauce in there (tits).

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

My doctor said I have the mountain dew diabetes™.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:14 UTC

Isn't an unemployed union just the police?

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

Macintosh is a dead format.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 04:32 UTC

Lol is this a password hack?

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

Back when men where men.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

I would updog people for days if I found a stick like that.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 06:32 UTC

It clearly says in the cyber truck ad that the truck isn't for driving.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 05:07 UTC

I mean you take a bath every day. It should be in every show.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

Putin: look at me driving a car like a normal citizen. Kim Jong Un: make it stop at the "stop sign" hehe.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

We should be hiring someone that has a muscular disease in their forearms.

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Life Expert @bensonisrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

She's so good for you.

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