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I feel personally attacked!
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I'm just here for your cat pictures.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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I feel personally attacked!
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Cyberhamster 3000
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She trained her whole life for this situation!
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Cyberhamster 3000
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What will they ruin next? Email?
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Such shows just exist because they are cheap to make, and they can sell expensive ad space for home loans, property developers, real estate agencies and related businesses around this time slot.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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As long as you had at least 16MB instead of the usual 4MB new computers would usually ship with at the time.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Elon take note, I too designed a car!
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Cyberhamster 3000
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But who really is at fault here? The company who builds a crappy product with features nobody needs, or the consumer who buys such a product?
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Cyberhamster 3000
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In the self checkout I can get a $56 shopping basket down to $42!
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"I was about to buy 4 new buckets of house paint, but then i reminded myself that i still had 8 half-empty buckets left in the garage from my last project ..."
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Want to annoy users and get on their nerves? Try our Email and social media spam! 🗺️ Flood inboxes with relentless, unwanted messages that are sure to irritate. 🚀 Bombard a wider audience inexpensively and watch the anger skyrocket! 🌐 Flood the inboxes scammy ads that nobody wants to read!
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Thats like saying "bland yogurt tastes better than a rotten onion"
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... and then we got an ending more disappointing than the final season of game of thrones!
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Cyberhamster 3000
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"accellerator may or may not disengage when the brake is depressed" - well i'm not an engineer, but i think they missunderstood the whole concept of braking to make a moving object go slower.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Reading tech news feels like a Monty Python sketch, but all the new software has "AI" in them instead of spam.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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"Sam: Excuse me. We need some help, and although you seem dangerously unequipped brain-wise, we've come to you for advice."
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Cyberhamster 3000
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How make cool jackets and trenchcoats out of old car seats to make you look like a 1940s private detective! For more budget craft ideas, follow my Instagram!
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Back in my day, "AI" was still called "Clippy" AND WE HATED IT!
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Step 1: Create 15 different (social media) accounts where people can message you Step 2: Complain that people message you on 15 different accounts and social media
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She is happy because javascript hasn't been invented yet.
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Laptop fans reving up to jet engine noise, and the "1:30 h battery left" toolbar icon suddenly changes to "14 mins battery left"
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AI seems like a huge payday loan on technical debt. You can't even test it, because the result is not deterministic. You could use it for text generation if you need to spam out lots of pages, but human readers will find the results boring and sterile.
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The first question should be "Should we integrate AI in our products, and what could it do better than normal algorithms?".
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Cyberhamster 3000
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On AWS it means that you only get a bucket to upload your code, and it just runs. "Serverless" means that your server is invisible to you, so you dont get to configure your apache, htaccess, file permissions etc. as you would on your local linux installation.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Not real. The Motorola 68040 and 68060 CPUs came in a ceramic case and got extremly hot; so if anything you would put a fan on top - not some light show. Besides, there are no connectors on top of a CPU to read out and registers for this kind of display.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Malware
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- of you using default html forms then just do a form submit, read data from the request object on your server and do your save/update/create. Then show the page+template with a newly created data.
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Not sure what you are doing. - If you have some javacript frontend, serialize the form and send the (json-)data to your server, do your save/update/create operations, send the modified data back to the client as a json and use javascript to display the new data
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What framework are you using? Usually you have some sort of templates where your merge your HTML with your data.
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A friend of mine did the same. Except he didnt't sell them anything, but just mailed the accounting lady forged bills for expensive server hardware, software licenses and printer supplies under the name of their official supplier and dealers.
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Come on people, is it necessary to sabotage a Cybertruck? It was already broken and had lots of issues when it left the factory.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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The next gen captchas will ask humans to type out swear words and insults, or count how many R's are in strawberry.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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No, the default function did always work without drivers. It's only when you had "special keys" like "open email", "volume", "play" etc. that you needed some software that would listen to the extra keys, execute the mapped program or let's you configure the extra keyboard functions.
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Not sure if this applies to your problem, but if you are trying to organize treads, Forum Posts or hirachical data, look up "nested set": mikehillyer.com/articles/man... which is optimized for fast reads on such data.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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A whole new bag of resolutions and screen aspect ratios to drive front end developers mad.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Most language models for recognizing and translating texts are only trained on general language. I had a look at translations with Google api, which let you define a glossary for special terms that overwrites the default translation. Maybe this is part of your solution?
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Cyberhamster 3000
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YouTube is already full of spam. Quite often I found videos with ai voice-over, and the video is just generic stock footage pieced together.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Wait until the other tenants mistake it for the rubbish bin in a dimly lit garage...
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Cyberhamster 3000
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In Alice Springs, this would just be an average Thursday.
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Schlimm ist's wenn man Fehlermeldungen bekommt. Schlimmer ist, wenn man keine bekommt und es trotzdem nicht funktioniert.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Aber war das jetzt wirklich die Schuld von C++, oder deine naive und optimistische Arbeitszeit Einschätzung? 🤔
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Still looks way better than this "Enterprise Solution" build with abandoned 1990s tech I had to work on recenty ...
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Cyberhamster 3000
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Well, if your application writes the wrong data to the DB, then this is a bug in your application. If that happens in a bank, your application could add another credit/debit entry that cancels out the previous error and the total is correct again; and this adjustment is transparent to everyone.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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There are permissions and immutable logs for SQL servers. There are also table types that only allow create and read records, but not update or delete.
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Cyberhamster 3000
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I didnt even get a reply when i suggested this to car manufacturers!
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But can it find cute cats near me?
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