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Work comix
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I’m the kind of human wreckage that you love.
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Work comix
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Sure everything sucks all the time, but hey, at least it's also getting measurably worse!
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I will not get mad at the customer service agents who are just doing their job, but I'll be damned if I'm just going to let a billion dollar company "I'm just a widdle guy" 25 more bucks a month out of me.
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Love the new phone plans offering twice what I get at roughly 2/3 the cost. Telecoms are such a scam.
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AirB&B said "What if we found a way to make landlords even worse?"
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Ninja Biden for NES, is that anything?
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How much is the normal amount of wanting to throw up from undefined anxiety to experience normally? Is it every day?
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Me: I would like to search for this email. Outlook: Here you go, the PDF attached to that email. Me: Okay, thanks, but I would like the actual email please, that's what I need. Outlook: Here's the PDF attached to that email listed as four different search results. Me: *dead from rage embolism*
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I want the people responsible for Outlook tried in the Hague.
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Microsoft design office software that doesn't suck absolute dogshit 2024 challenge (impossible difficulty).
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Honestly, the Miami Vice suits with t-shirts look is pretty clutch if you happen to look like 1980s Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas.
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Okay, sure, but how good is Argentina at hockey????
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Dean Charles Chapman has really cornered the market on naive young secondary characters in fantasy media being sexually manipulated by older women.
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Got a grammatical note from a manager on a release I'm working on, and there's no response I can make other than to quietly ignore it. My answer options are: 1) No. 2) No, because [explanation that risks drawing ire] 3) I don't think so, but we'll double check (lie)
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I'm sorry, but I can only read so many newsletters in a week.
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Me: *so introspective I'm on day three inside my own head worrying my best friend hates me for reasons I have entirely made up* Other people on this website: *eternally saying the most head-ass, dumb as dogshit, refusing to do any self-reflection before starting an argument bullshit imaginable*
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It's sort of a blase observation at this point, but even paying attention to things, it's remarkable how much more unhinged American politics manage to get every four years.
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Having too many drinks is lowkey goated when not adequately communicating the bitter disgust at the state of things you're masking with humour is the vibe.
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Aren't you tired of going ape shitt? Don't you just want to be nice?
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I think it’s time to retire “cozy” as a media descriptor. It’s been a long 18 months but we took a term that was already bad and vague and managed to drain it of any descriptive meaning whatsoever.
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Oh for sure. She’s way less of a problem than any single industrialist or tech bro currently trying to boil the oceans to starve writers.
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She's gonna have a fit if she ever hears about ducks.
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I respect whales, I think we need to do a better job protecting whales, they're incredible creatures. There is no amount of money in the world that you could pay me to ever get in the water anywhere near a whale.
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Everyone always talks about the physical recovery from drinking in your thirties, but they never talk about the emotional recovery.
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Bought two shirts at a concert last night
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I'm not the stepdad, I'm the dad who stepped down, abdicating my throne to usher in a new era of peace and prosperity.
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Oh damn from the author of the Founders trilogy, too? Time for a little Friday treat.
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Writing "Chapter Forty" at the top of a page like
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One thing about me is you can be goddamn sure I will always confuse The Annex with Kensington Market, and no I don't know why.
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The food crisis in Britain is so bad that Rishi Sunak's campaign was laid out by a sandwich he wasn't even photographed eating.
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Currently trying to figure out if I can spin taking a week off to play more Elden Ring into a professional development angle my work will give me a grant for.
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The Crypt Keeper singing karaoke: CRAWLING out of my GRAVE and I've been DYING just SLIME
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Also, a big fuckin jeers to all the assholes putting messages on top of the NPC summon.
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I beat Bayle the Dread, but man, I wish I could understand the logic behind it being the one dragon fight in Elden Ring that doesn't let you target anything but his its head.
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City of Toronto entering its third straight month of saying "I don't know her" when anyone asks about Drake.
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I'm sorry, it's just very funny to me that one of the notes for Elden Ring's performance patch is basically "Hey PC Players, the demographic notorious for fiddling with any and all settings to get one extra frame per second, did you idiots maybe forget to turn off ray tracing? Try that."
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I'm pretty sure I once said I would listen to a whole podcast that was just Branson naming and describing characters, and today we move one step closer to that reality.
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"Well, I never liked [celebrity], and I always figured they were the kind of person who would do that!" Congrats dude! Hope you get the clout you're looking for!
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I think you'll all agree, this joke was NOT worth the effort
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What America needs more than ever this Fourth of July is for someone to develop an AI generated picture of a hot dog so delicious that it can unite a deeply divided country.
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*being menaced by Ghostface from Scream over the telephone* Honestly, it's just refreshing to talk to a real person.
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I have no idea what's going on at any given time in any FromSoft game and it rules. I have played 400 hours of Bloodborne and what I can tell you about that game is that there is a lot of blood.
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Watching a Vaati video on Elden Ring lore "Now, some of this evidence is circumstantial..." My friend, I love your videos, but literally all of your evidence is circumstantial.
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We should go back to making video game consoles that are little purple cubes you can play The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker on.
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FromSoft said "hope you like faith builds, motherfuckers" when they designed all these DLC bosses.
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I guess the kind of guy who's willing to get out there and complain the police aren't beating homeless people hard enough is the same kind of guy who'd crucify a dog or whatever, so not all that surprising I guess.
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It's really bizarre how frequently dudes with closets so stuffed to the brim with skeletons they're leaking out the sides decide to run for high office in the information age.
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Transformer is an interesting album because it sounds at once like it's being completely improvised and also like a highly rehearsed broadway musical. This has been Matt's Musical Takes from 1972.
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Ah yes, famously still respected and not at all discredited psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud. Of course.
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JK Rowling heard me say that even after Cursed Child, the Harry Potter epilogue was still by a wide margin the worst thing she's ever written and has been working tirelessly cranking out new unhinged anti-trans screeds to prove me wrong.
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