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Less bugly than the Porsche SUVs but there's not a lot in it

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I'm happy for you France, but you know what I want to see 🥹

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drow zelensky's avatar drow zelensky @dov.bsky.social
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Can I just say that there is one [redacted Scottish constituency] where the sitting SNP KC MP being unseated is objectively more of a gain for the SNP than a loss.

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Binfire Election 's avatar Binfire Election @binfire.bsky.social
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They should just save time and make every match penalties

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Absolute fucking clown shit on the tl this evening comrades

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I do miss you though 🥰

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Omg imagine 🇵🇹 scores but it's not Ronaldo

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Aaaaah I have no idea how this got posted @ you, it was about Ronaldo taking a penalty 😱

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Come on ref 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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This ref's handing out cards like it's Christmas

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I think eyebrow boy might already be on a wee sulk and refusing to engage

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We were well into extra time for the last one, be patient

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Imagine Ronaldo had been painfully spanged in the face instead of Mbappé 😭

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Ooft Mbappé looks bad

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Trust them to put on a banger during the fitba 😭

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Hearing there's fitba on the telly

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Exactly. They have their own cringe wankery of state to keep on top of without acquiring anyone else's brain worms

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nb KBE = Knight of the British Empire. Yes, still. They could have changed it to Knight of the Commonwealth (doesn't that sound nicer?) at any point in the last 26 years and they havnae. Accepting one makes you a cosignatory to war crimes.

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PSA America Dedicating brain space to this garbage is cringe enough when we do it. Your ancestors fought a terrible war for the right not to give a fuck about this shit.

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I won't post the Star Trek meme but that's good news about Sinn Féin

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Sardines For Dinner 's avatar Sardines For Dinner @forsardines.bsky.social
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Keir Starmer has died. He was trying to pop a cork off a bottle of fizz (cheap stuff) and the strain caused him to shit out his heart, lungs, liver, and so on. So sad.

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He's still limping but he's getting about ok and putting more weight on his injured leg. Unfortunately he now expects treats every time I'm in the kitchen, complains if I'm sitting/lying down without providing an optimal lap configuration and has tentatively started being a twat to his sister again

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Col's avatar Col @colken.bsky.social
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Small mercies: Part-time linesman and full-time toady, Douglas Ross (who is a pie), lost his seat because Reform split the Tory vote

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God this yin's greeting

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Peter Ellis's avatar Peter Ellis @almostconverge.bsky.social
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my informed analysis on the reform "surge" is as follows: there isn't really a corresponding surge in cunts, it's just that cunts got to choose a party of overt cuntery over the disguised cuntery of other parties

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Today in "Sugar knows she's not allowed on the table AND YET"

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Pål, Son of Bengt's avatar Pål, Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social
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“Be careful, when a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.”

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Yeah I clocked that too

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He's near greetin

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Hahahaha the face on Rees Mogg

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Yes please, and one for Mr Binfire 😋

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Sardines For Dinner 's avatar Sardines For Dinner @forsardines.bsky.social
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Hold your own election starter kit

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ColinWmd's avatar ColinWmd @colinwmd.bsky.social
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Like Don't Forget Your Toothbrush

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Flaky's avatar Flaky @flaky.bsky.social
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UK constituencies have weird names. Ribble Valley sounds like a cross between a mineral water brand and a condom brand.

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mrs i love mutualaid-shodai's avatar mrs i love mutualaid-shodai @shodaiswife.bsky.social
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just heard there’s 13 cool new places to get milkshakes?

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juux 's avatar juux @juux.com
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yer maw’s an exit poll

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Andrew CH's avatar Andrew CH @nibus.bsky.social
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This is like watching penalties for 8 hours

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Hahahaha Iain Duncan Smith. Fucking get it snotterbeak

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An awful lot of awful people are going to lose their jobs but a lot are going to get them

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I was not wrong. Oh Jesus

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Glad they're using Arthur as the theme though

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Just turned on the BBC and got jump scared by fucking Kuenssberg 😱

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I'm feeling really nervous about the exit polls. And I don't think seeing them will make me feel any better

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