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hypnic jerkoff
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godDAMNit
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red-to-blue state abortionista • sociolinguistics of cult/hcg identity researcher • ~certified~ beertender • occasional actor • 35, antifa, uff da, adhd et al., terminally online, 1312, 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈, opinions my own
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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godDAMNit
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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Accept
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do not want
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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going outside feels like being breathed on no thanks
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Space Irish Troubles could make for some compelling tv ijs
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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I WANT TO DUEL
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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space irish troi pregnancy plot the SUPER EXTRA RACIST episode
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @iboudreau.bsky.social 3
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @iboudreau.bsky.social 2.5
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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fighting online is much better this way:
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yes this was a real campaign that no one ever said "hey maybe we run this by a focus group or two"
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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it was tolerable -- not good, mind -- as a beer back with a bloody mary year before it was a mac and cheese with hotdog sour, which was served in a glass rimmed with powdered cheese
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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the brewery where i work does an annual "gross beer" for april fool's day this year? cool ranch lager
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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sure free beer is great but the best thing about working is petting all the puppies
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fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Accept
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseAncestry halfling
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tastes like red!
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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💯💯 you know that kid isn't wearing sunscreen, doesn't have a hat or water bottle or good shoes, and i'd bet just about anything he's unvaccinated too
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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have started some toothless flirting with one of the baristas at the hotel just because they're so nice as they handed me my coffee this morning after we'd chatted a bit, i said "wow, a vision of loveliness AND coffee?!" and i gotta say, i was proud of that one
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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ooh i got cut an hour early and JAWS is playing on the big screen at the arthouse movie theatre for $5, don't mind if i do!
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wild! i was born in fargo but most of my early formative years were spent on the coast of lake michigan about 40 miles south of green bay, and everybody still looked at me funny when i'd say it there
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i'm north dakotan, i didn't think it was a common new york expression either!
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bless your heart, where did a cali guy pick up uff da?
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i adore him
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WOW I AM SO FULL OF HATERADE TODAY!
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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how dare you
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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think i might start looking at lifting, because i'm definitely going to need to improve my upper body strength to more efficiently use my crossbow before the fascists try to hunt me
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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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This man is making his evil intentions as crystal-clear as they possibly could be, and everyone who cares about humanity should be blasting that message out in every possible venue.
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Michael Tae Sweeney
@mtsw.bsky.social
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He's right. They're stealing the country from us and ending democracy. "Bloodless if the left allows it to be" is a threat to kill anyone who fights back
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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my boss unironically uses james corden .gifs, i need you all to support me in this absolutely fucking bleak hour
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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oh i am about to find myself down a deep hole, aren't i
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impressive, well done
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myyearwithchris.wordpress.com/2014/03/31/g...
this is one of my favorite summer recipes
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It Happened: i was cooking myself lunch at home and reflexively reached for the bar towel i keep on my hip at work 🫠
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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okay, that's workable do you eat pork?
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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do you have a grill?
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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some dork ass weirdo made me take out my headphones and interrupted my reading in the park because he wanted to tell me about jesus i wish i could sprout fangs at will, i would have eaten him contented myself with lifting up my kindle so he could see the back and putting my headphones back on
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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make a band bready pan de cristal! at the disco
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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like, idk, i think if you're 75+ your turn to be calling the shots for everyone else should be over
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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make a band bready the yeastie boys
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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you give him a meatball right now!
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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they really do oh shit, maybe i join the throng of Horse People to prowl for fried snickers really retvrning to my roots or some shit
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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i'm working a drekker tent at the fair and i had a corndog for the first time in probably 20-25 years should i do fried oreos or cheesecake on a stick to complete this experience it's been some interesting people watching
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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made mongolian beef with broccoli and peas, turned out pretty good
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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i picked up a trick a few years ago for instant pasta water without boiling more ¼ teaspoon each cornstarch and kosher salt in a cup of hot water works pretty well, imo
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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cute! drive by advice, please disregard if undesired some people are sensitive/allergic to red tattoo inks, so it might be a little extra puffy for a day or two. remember other signs of infection/dermatologic reaction and ignore the redness/swelling just got two tattoos with a lot of red ink
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@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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a knob of butter, a splash of pasta water, fresh cracked pepper, and an egg (if you're nasty) fuck yes
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