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road warrior hawk tuah

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You knew me as shoegays, bizmarkiedesade, sleepgolem, raingolem, etc.


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It's such well-trod territory but I love when wrestling does that "well why don't you come down and fight me RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, IN THE GREAT STATE OF OKLAHOMA" "no. This place is gross." It's like The Lick or the Coltrane Changes in jazz.

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HE WASNT EVEN DEAF?!

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I wonder if AI has scraped enough 4chan to tell people to delete system32

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yeah I'm not immune to being scammed but I feel like that particular one would never work on me

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Split Ticket and Data for Progress finds that Democrats who disagree with Israel's approach in the war on Gaza perform better than Democrats who mirror the Republican position on Israel-Palestine.

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reach out and touch self

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a finger curls on the monkey's paw now they know about each other

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If they replace him with someone and it's NOT Harris, there will be a bloodbath

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in boy scouts we did a variation of it with "the infantry is coming" and then someone comes along carrying a tiny sprig of a tree

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Take some time away and tend to your soul. It is in atrophy.

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you ever think it's weird how video games have all come to agree that energy shields, a fictitious technology, work one specific way and implement it the same across every game

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Do you think they'd let me live in that Unabomber shack they keep in that big empty warehouse Like, nobody's using it

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You can't threaten to shoot a jock in the cafeteria to impress a girl like in Heathers anymore, because of woke

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you could have mine but then you'd like wrestling and death metal

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less than three omg love computer fantasy meet me here on irc el oh el oh el

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And now the future was free, and the present exciting, as people began to sacrifice the past in effigy!

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I really want to learn how to do that shit I was sitting on a lot of silly ideas about personal body horror

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seems like the dems should fire their messaging and hire you

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I described Colorado's senators as having zero Wins Above Replacement and now I find myself using it everywhere Listening to some real 0 WAR death metal right now. It's fine.

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I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday, Wednesday, also blue Thursday, it's still fucking blue It's Friday; I'm depressed.

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imo even zoning can be unga bunga it's about how aggressive and unsafe you are

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Rushdown is a strategy. Unga bunga is a mindset imo

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when you luv somebody you luv the way they stink

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in fighters we absolutely also use "unga bunga"

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He the one that made you want to quit?

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License plate seen on the road: WUT NAA

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can you mashed potato can you do the twist

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You start from unassailable first principles: Science is green. It's the subject of nature, radioactive things, and chemicals in test tubes (which are green.) Math is cold and logical blue. Social studies is fuzzy, round, and human. It's yellow. LA is red by elimination but also because drama.

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wasn't it also the point of ingress for the hostage op that killed over a hundred people

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My picks have a lot of sentimental favorites that may not pay off: Ura, Tobizaru, Nishikigi. But I'm a big believer in several others.

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They have us pick three rikishi from y/o, s/k, and then several rank bands within megaeshira, and one in juryo, and when the draft closes, there's an automated snake draft to pick the roster from the ones we have

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The SomethingAwful forums. It's a big generalist forum at a comedy website. It just happens to have enough members to support a sumo thread among its many zillion others.

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too little too late

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"hawk tuah the polls. I wonder if anyone's done that yet" *tap tap tap* "oh wow"

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idi *i* smotri? v *etoy* ekonomike?

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oh incidentally one of those engineers also said math is red

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an engineer I know approves of this take

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Do you have an engineering background? I ask because the other two "science is blue" folks did

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The people who lost their fucking minds over "IT WAS HER TURN" don't see the pitfalls of doing the same to an equally deranged fan base

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Oh my God they want to Mondale

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That would be incredible art though

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From "it's not a gaffe, it's a stutter!" to "oh my God his brain is mush!" Might again be a cynicism gap in that they think he meaningfully sets policy in a way that could be different from a replacement

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I think part of it is our underlying cynicism about the possibility of any party approved replacement being any better

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It's funny that the Biden haters here (and I count myself) also all think trying to replace him post primary is a terrible idea

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I pulled the "I went to school longer than any of you" card in this argument. "School teaches you the colors and shapes, but if you go long enough, they teach you what colors the shapes actually are"

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