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Dessy Requiem

@blackstarthot.bsky.social

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Your favorite deaf bi boy.
Gaymer and horny 🕹️🍆🔞
He/Him

Quote of the week: "I see dead people."

Instagram: wandering_dessy
The SFW "alt": bsky.app/profile/offthetoprope.bsky.social

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Cars have it so easy. They get to sleep for longer and have a midday nap whenever I take them out

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Mirror mirror, who's the grooviest of them all?

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Something like that but I want it to be an actual land with functioning societies and all

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Some peasant once said, "Something about a delicate chain holding back your massive balls is incredibly hot," and so I've adorned them with an even more delicate chain this time. This one is attached to my frenum, causing lovely draping of both the connecting chain and my foreskin.

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Love friends and colleagues visiting Indiana and going "wow you were right." Like yeah? What did you think I was lying or being dramatic? 😂

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I'm not saying I would shell out $200 for a high speed rail ticket to San Diego. But I'd shell out $200 for it.

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Someone need to make a jrpg that has the main map that you see every time except when you think you defeated the final boss the game reveal the second continent beyond the oceans, and now you got another 24 hours of story to get through.

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In other words, where’s “Yes Fats, Yes Fems: The Movie”?

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This was a mistake. They were out of non-cake bakery items...

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You could always just trim it to keep it short and maintained 👀

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Going to the slightly nicer grocery store because I have slightly more funds this week

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Also like, you can just get someone to open it and steal it after anyway. This is pointless.

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Exactly. Really, it's all about putting yourself out there. Dating/friendship isn't always easy but you yourself do no favor by thinking there are no variety among us and falling into the "not like other gays" trap

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Thinking about the Twitter baby gay who think liking comics and video games and nerdy things™ is somehow not a common gay thing. Meanwhile, I feel like that's all I attract irl (not that I'm complaining 😂)

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Welcome new cat account follower, I hope you enjoy the raunchy retro gym shorts post

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I'm sorry but those Wendy's sauced nugs do not look good.

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Having sex really tells me which muscle groups I need to focus on 😂

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10 games to get to know me: 🤽‍♂️ Final Fantasy X 🔫 Jak 2 🟢 Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas 🧞‍♂️ Dark Cloud 🪄 The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker 🪖 Call of Duty Black Ops 🔐 Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep 🏙 Cities Skylines 👾 Mass Effect 2 🐲 Spyro Year of the Dragon

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I don’t have celiac so won’t affect me but I’m reading that Trader Joes is being sued for having gluten in their gluten free bagels so please pass to #celiac sufferers.

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Hurricane parties are fascinating to me. What exactly are you gonna do with no power? Play cards? Have an orgy?

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Ahmed is only $600 away from his goal! His GoFundMe has countless photos and a video of him verifying his identity. He also has an Instagram where you can see he posted prior to October. www.instagram.com/eng._7amada

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Grindr in the morning is like being crowded by your dogs when all you want to do is open the door

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I think the most annoying content for me is those posts where they are like "most of yall wont know this" and it's like something only kids under the age of 10 never experienced.

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They didn't know how to lock the doors or anything, are you serious??? 😩

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Now why tf did this lady let her tiny ass kids used the men restrooms when she could've went in and chaperone them herself 🙄💀

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My most millennial trait is that I can't figure out how to post reaction videos easily

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