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Customer service worker, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, economist, business visionary, lyricist, Retail Warzone OG, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there


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The thing about Biden that pisses me off the most is the example he's setting regarding when someone should retire. "Oh, you wanna stop working at 75? Biden would've kept going until he dropped dead at that desk, you fuckin' pussy!"

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Okay, so if I witnessed her commit a crime and all I really saw were her tattoos, would a description of them be enough for the police to catch her? (Assuming like competent movie police, bit real police)

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Awww, happy birthday!

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Elmo fuckin' ratio'd her ass!

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Eh, she kept trying to sleep on my head the other night, but I wouldn't assume there was anything malicious about it.

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Seriously, it's cool if Thursday's a holiday and you wanna take off Friday as well to have a four-day weekend, but don't use that extra day to fuck up the day of customer service workers who can't even get two days off in a row, let alone a long holiday. You selfish pricks.

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In case anyone's wondering, yes, I mean bark like a dog.

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Only the people who followed my old Twitter account will understand this, but today, July 5th, 2024, is the day I finally barked at a customer.

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Yeah, except for the chin, but they have the same tiny white mustache!!!

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Gladis was also quite undisturbed by them.

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Someone was a good girl at the vet today.

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Little voice inside my head said "what the fuck, what an idiot cuck".

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Dressed appropriately for the holiday.

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This is something you type into an AI art generator to make your next "why don't pictures like this ever trend?" meme for Facebook.

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I don't know enough about comics to know who that is. I was pretty casual about them when I was younger, never got too into any one series.

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I don't have a floofy food, but I do have an orcakitty.

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lol, I had that one. Probably still at my mom's house.

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For anyone still confused about which clam chowder style is which:

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Thank you to Facebook for continually giving me information on where to park for firework displays in cities I've never been to and will never visit! Where would I be without you?

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She celebrated today by stealing her Auntie PeePees's wet food and wrestling her sister Lizzie. Last night was the first night we gave her free range of the house. She slept in our bed curled up next to my pillow after I declined to let her sleep directly on my face, which she tried to do 3 times.

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Today marks two weeks since Gladis came home to us.

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I wish to live in a world where that's the worst thing in the news cycle.

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🤫 Don’t tell anyone.

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lol, is that who that is? I made this template a couple years ago and I probably just googled "happy then confused".

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"Capitalism breeds innovation!" The innovation:

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The blank if anyone wants to steal.

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Have a happy Fourth of July everybody!

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I was scared I wasn't gonna get it out in time, but I did!

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Quoth the Raven: "Trust me bro, you're better off. That Lenore chick straight up sucked, for real!"

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lol, I just crop-dusted two cops.

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I have yet to resort to violence.

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One of my coworkers just had an interview for a promotion and they asked what he's done to go above and beyond and I told him the only correct answer is "That's all I ever do".

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Someone added me to a list titled "Trump Supporters From the Left" and it took me a couple of minutes to figure out that they meant I criticized their Uncle Joe.

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Passive voice or GTFO!

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Don't talk about me like I'm not right here!

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Was I supposed to read this as Geoffrey Rush in Pirates of the Caribbean?

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The perfect example of the bullshit customer service workers deal with is that someone could go into a restaurant, say it's their birthday, and the staff has to go their table to celebrate them and sing their praises. And this isn't considered special, it's just a normal, everyday expectation.

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What trying to post memes on Reddit feels like:

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That's a fair point honestly.

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He should have The Supreme Court assassinated and then just look into the camera and shrug á la Jim Halpert.

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