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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Just PEOPLE OF THE WORLD all day everyday
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️@blitz-y.bsky.social |
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EM trained PA-C. Husband to a lovely wife and father to the cutest damn twins ever. Out to rock the globe while it’s still here to rock
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Just PEOPLE OF THE WORLD all day everyday
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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the Inside Out characters in my head
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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🎶Your own Personal Jassus🎶
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Ken Jennings does a masterful job of continuing Alex’s tradition of slightly correcting a contestant’s pronunciation
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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I am CRUSHING Jeopardy! right now
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Matcha is refreshing on the scrote. Many people don’t know this
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Summarize that shit!
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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I love that songs off Purple Rain are in heavy rotation for the 40th anny. It takes me back to 4th grade and roller skating
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Sadly I couldn’t find one of me driving but here it is
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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It’s super fun
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Posting inseam on the main??
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Flashback to Columbus’ Doo Dah Parade when I drove a convertible wood paneled LeBaron in a pink bunny suit smoking a cigar
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Oooooo I’m with you in that boat
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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I'll be taking your Midwesterner card post haste
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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We did a thing on Independence Day. I can’t believe I’ve never seen it before. It’s really amazing. The costumes, the setting, the lead vocals. We all loved it, the 2 cubs below especially
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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With relish
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Just add a pint of ranch and I believe you've found it
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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They need to because these people are serious. Veteran healthcare is already broke but they want to make it nonexistent. You guys deserve ALL the healthcare and entitlements
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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I know these fucking ghouls think only they can decide who is worthy of healthcare but it's no less stunning to see it in print
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Doin America things on America day
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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So will the liberal reeducation camps be Homeland Security or Dept of the Interior?
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Reply guys don’t get a discount. They pay EXTRA
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Come for the gabagol, stay for the man shaming. Insults about appearance start at $5
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Aunty Morticia’s Italian Sandos and Authentic Disdain
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Fuck medicine. Let’s open a food truck
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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I think the bears ate them. Incels have tender filets
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Upholding the patriarchy with a decent taint wax. I’ll do the same
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Hello m’dear
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N. K. Jemisin
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Isn't it interesting that they're trying to frame themselves as initiating *that* war instead of the Civil War? Wannabe Confederates still don't like being called what they are. Probably because it reminds them they lost the first time.
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Did this one miss the tanner as well? Christ you’re a train wreck
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Now it would be On Golden Pond's Eleven. Planning on heisting the Ensure from the Assisted Living fridge
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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RIGHT??
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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That's right! Thank you for adding that juicy tidbit, I had forgot
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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It’s fun to know the Mets are as bad at finance as I am
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Better than an ass half empty. That usually requires soap suds or a gloved finger
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Hehehehehehehe
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Posting helix on the main??
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Bawhahahaha
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Oh I was 1000% not disappointed with the Google image results
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Like ok he’s a giant fucking pussy for crying at that but he’s also a giant fucking psycho for smiling into a dead man’s eyes??
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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The floating bag was my moment where everyone was like, that’s so beautiful, and I’m all this is the stupidest thing ever
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Try that in a small town
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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I’m sure SCOTUS has had their fair share of hot dogs and they’ve had the ill grace to stay alive long enough to fuck this country over
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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LEOPOLD!!
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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The Foocaccia Fighters?
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Once upon a time I was the “Norm” of my regular bar. And let me tell you, it was a glorious thing
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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NaNaNaNaNaaaaaaaaaaaNa
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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It’s Morty’s world. We’re just paying rent
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️
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Yo snag me a push up pop
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