Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar

Bohor 🐻‍❄️

@bohor.bsky.social

88 followers 95 following 155 posts

The purple-haired polar bear by the bay. Literal and figurative graymuzzle.


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Death Valley might hit the global record of 130.

2 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

No, seriously, fuck this. Fuck. This. I'm setting the AC to 1. Kelvin. One fucking Kelvin. Because fuck this. Fucking... asshole... sun.

2 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

YouTube has been shit lately. They really need new writers.

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Now I'm no astro-ologist, but seems like this isn't good news for heat -sensitive folks in Cheyenne and its environs.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Moment of brag: I came one letter away from finishing this in one word.

www.nytimes.com/puzzles/lett...

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

It's doing just fine, strong as ever.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Hah! And you smug metric assholes keep acting like our system's arbitrary.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Do you think that when a bell rung or made Pavlov think about drooling dogs?

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

I knew it was too cool a creature to not have any fursuits of it out there.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Well here's something I never, ever, ever expected to happen. (Fuck the clickbait headline -- It's Soul Coughing.)

www.syracuse.com/entertainmen...

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Well congratulations, space-time, for moronically stroking the Day Penis to its fullest turgid length. Now piss right off and give us back our night so I can go into the darkness and feel pretty again.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Shouldn't be hard to teach them boundaries. They're not even 3D.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

I am NOT addicted to furry porn. I am addicted to dragging pictures from my browser to my desktop so that I can eventually dump them all into a folder called "Unsorted" and tell myself it counts as cleaning up.

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

I mean I guess it's fine to wake up in the morning if you're OK with that stock circadian rhythm you shipped with in all its derivative and commercial glory.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

It took this video for me to realize Eddie Grant was actually terrified of Electric Avenue.

youtu.be/1bxpkrUW3Ns?...

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Why are you LGBTQIA+??? Wrong answers only. The clothes.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

*sigh* No Google, I wasn't searching for jewellery for Pennsylvania.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Hey, if you're in the US, today is 6/12/24. That's kind of cool in an exponential way. If you're not in the US than the date is just some numbers, so WE WIN.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Wonderful work.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

They're incredible live if you ever get a chance to see them.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Really not enough art out there of bound-up tops. Thank you.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

I'm kinda surprised credits didn't roll at the ends of dreams. Like, I remember it happening once when I was like 20, but I announced the credits verbally like a Robert Altman film.

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

You and Obama. And Cobain. Oh, and Torrle.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

I guess we finally know how the guy from "The Scream" spends his days off.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Bad Dragon XXXtreme.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

(Psst... @torrle.bsky.social I think he's talking to you.)

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Reposted by Bohor 🐻‍❄️

Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ 's avatar Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social
[ View ]

Phrasing people

33 replies 205 reposts 891 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

So apparently yelling "clean cup! clean cup!" isn't a socially acceptable way to change partners at an orgy.

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

You could have just posted "Check out this genius life-hack." and nobody would have been the wiser.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

This looks horrrrrrifying.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

No.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Tell me he's unionized and I'll drop 'em right now.

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

My eyes kind of glazed over after realizing my first con was 26 years ago. I've unquestionably been a furry more than half my life.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Oh that was a good one.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Well, there's this...

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

.....hrrggh ... ggrgrrrrff... rruuuugghhhrrr... ... ... ... .... .... .... .... ...hrrrrf...hrrrff...hrrrfff... ...... ....rrrauugghhh... ... ... ...hriirghruuaaugggrrrr ... ... ....hrrufhh.. ... ...hrff... (I didn't want it to seem like we were ignoring you. That would be rude.)

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

"...And with the 257th pick in the 2024 NFL draft, the New York Jets have been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention."

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Yes.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Thinking about putting Taco Bell hot sauce on my burrito from La Vic's just to see if I can jump start the Apocalypse.

2 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

At least one big one if you do it right.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Dude. Dude. Hey! 4/20. Heheh... Dude., it's 4/20. Like, as in April Thee Twentieth. Today. Dude! 4/20! You know what *that* means. You *know* what that means. Dude, *you* know what that means. Aww yeah, hockey playoffs!

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Put it directly in my veins!

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Hey, want to feel old? (No, and if I did, I wouldn't need your help.) More time has passed since the More Cowbell sketch than had passed between the sketch and the release of the song (Don't Fear) The Reaper.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

You really passed up the opportunity to call it a kangbang?

1 replies 1 reposts 3 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Starring Robert Bedford and Paul Neuman?

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Executive Paralysis Cookie ... ... Fuck, my horse ain't gonna win shit.

1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

Come to think of it, shoegaze really should be the official furry musical genre as both have been dubbed "the scene that celebrates itself".

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

This is actually really good. (That sounds like I'm surprised it would be. What I meant was this sounds like something I'd dig even if I didn't know its origins or subject matter. I'm just glad that 90s shoegaze has kinda weaseled its way into 20s rock.)

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Bohor 🐻‍❄️'s avatar Bohor 🐻‍❄️ @bohor.bsky.social
[ View ]

for dancin' in the streets... Wait, shit, those aren't the right lyrics.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes