You know what my goofy ass did?
Have them a thigh massage then lightly slapped the back of a thigh and said “There ya go, that should do ya! You can put your pants back on now!”
Five hours later when I realized what had happened I was SO PISSED.
I feel silly when I do things like this, but I do think there’s something beautiful about taking people literally and staying so clearly within the bounds of consent.