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Col. Boozy Badger

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You know what my goofy ass did? Have them a thigh massage then lightly slapped the back of a thigh and said “There ya go, that should do ya! You can put your pants back on now!” Five hours later when I realized what had happened I was SO PISSED.

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Metric Foxton's avatar Metric Foxton @makemea.mom
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Wow dude Guess I’m just going to have to directly tell you when I’m hitting on you

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belle's avatar belle @romancereader.bsky.social
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I feel silly when I do things like this, but I do think there’s something beautiful about taking people literally and staying so clearly within the bounds of consent.

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Dai Wolf's avatar Dai Wolf @daiwolf.bsky.social
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Gfsffddfg BOOZY!

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MarygoldBlue's avatar MarygoldBlue @marygoldblue.bsky.social
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Oh my god, Boozy...

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Glup Shitto's avatar Glup Shitto @nitrofox.bsky.social
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If you think that's bad, I had a friend tell me several years after the fact that somebody had been hitting on me at a con

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