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Col. Boozy Badger

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Song & dance man/comedic performer/Law Talker. Kentucky Colonel. Host of Boozy’s Legal Funhouse podcast. He/Him. Find Me Other places: linktr.ee/boozybadger . Not your lawyer.

I am an adult. There will be adult things. Filter accordingly.

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Oh shit that was televised?

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HELLO DAVID

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…come to con horror stories tonight to hear how I found out about this.

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Yeah you did.

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CHECK AGAIN

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HAHAHAHA SO GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT ALKALI AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A COMEDY HOUR IMMEDIATELY PRECEDING UNCLE KAGE’S STORY HOUR STARTING AT 6 PM IN THE WESTIN’S ALLEGHENY BALLROOM THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT TO KNOW TWO DAYS AGO WHEN I COULD WRITE A SET LIST FUCK IT WE’LL DO IT LIVE.

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Reposted for the second day of the con! Today is First Fur Con at 11, Open Mic and Comedy Basics at 12:30, legal funhouse at 4, furry jury at 8:30 and convention horror stories at 11 Pm. Help.

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⚠️ We have an announcement to make regarding our registration lines for Thursday evening. ⚠️ Due to the sheer number of attendees still in line at this time, we have decided to close Registration lines for Thursday evening to ensure our staff can conclude their service on time.

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Complain all you want about everything else but maybe don’t complain specifically about a shortage of volunteers at the volunteer run event you are attending if you do not plan to volunteer.

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This specifically was the most tone deaf complaint I have seen about the situation. “YOU NEED MORE VOLUNTEERS!” Oh, really, you know this sounds like an issue that you can help fix by doing this one simple trick…

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Saw “did all of your volunteers take the night off, you’re severely understaffed, you should know better!” post in regards to AC having reg line issues and my friend in christ you can go over to con ops and volunteer at any point in time.

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Pls slip a dollar in Buddy's pocket and tell him it's for my retainer

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We’ve decided our 2024 theme is a rollercoaster too.

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Okay. I’m excited to get to tell bad jokes on this stage Sunday. Loving the design.

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Listen the Anthrocon reg line is really just a wonderful piece of theming for the “Anthrocoaster” con theme this year. Please do not complaint about the immersion.

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OH LOOK IT’S THE CASTRATION GUY

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Maybe this will get one of these cheap fuckers to buy me a drink.

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NEXT TIME I GET DRUNK AT A CON I’M POSTING HOG THIS IS A WARNING.

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Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go imitate Hairspray the Musical and dance down the street on my bad hip scream-singing “Good morning Anthrocon”

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Other places you may find me: First Fur con at 11 am Friday in DLCC 319-321 Open Mic and Comedy Basics at 12:30 Friday in DLCC 319-321 Anything Iggy is running that he wants me on.

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Finally on Sunday at 3 Pm make sure you have tickets for the charity comedy show with uncle Kage, Alkali, and I in the Spirit of Pittsburgh ballroom! Or come to none of this. It’s your con, do what you want with it!

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Sunday at 10:00 a.m. swing by DLCC 319-321 again for Boozy’s Basic Law, where we talk about a basic legal concept in Socratic style. Bring coffee. For me. You’ll get an A. Hang out in the same room and at noon it’ll be time for Mass Debation, the absurd charity improv debate panel! /4

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At 11:00 PM is Convention War Stories in the Westin Ballroom, where you can hear how you make us all cry. Saturday 10:30 PM is the Late Show in the Westin Ballroom, redone as Alkali’s and mine standup show because the cowards won’t let us be great on main stage ever since The Bagel Incident. /3

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Friday at 8:30 PM in the Westin Ballroom is Furry Jury, the comedic mock trial featuring @buddygoodboyesq.bsky.social and myself sparring over whether a certain con chair is guilty of murder in our fictional case

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Where to find me at Anthrocon 2024:

Thursday at 10:00 in the Westin is MST3K, the film riffing panel

Friday at 4:00 PM in DLCC 319-321 is a live recording of the Legal Funhouse where @alkalibismuth.bsky.social and myself go over how Jefferson and Adams bitches. /1

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So Fogo de Chao has low key made it clear that 2 hours of the Churrasco Experience is all they are willing to provide me with, demanding I turn the little green card over to red.

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“YOU’RE GONNA LOVE MY SAUSAGE

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This has made finding people to go with challenging

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I have heard. I have also heard they allow camping occasionally but I assume they would frown on a large orgy on the farm.

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That’s like giving a new born infant a race car. Sure, they have all that power, but they simply don’t have the ability to use it.

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Like yeah, that answer isn’t fun but at this moment in time and space it is the only LEGAL course of action, because even protest is unlikely to influence the current band of corporate testicle-fondlers in office anymore past blasé platitudes meant merely to keep us from boiling over temporarily.

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“What action can we take about this thing?” The only LEGAL thing you can do is vote and hope the people you vote in take measures such as passing responsive legislation/expand the court/etc. instead of immediately fellating a corporate lobbyist after getting assigned a congressional office.

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I’m sure you can ask for one, because Bob has decreed that you shall enjoy your time down on his farm

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Pilgrims must travel to the holy land

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…that’s Saturday, after drinks

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It’s a missionary trip! I can spread the love of Bob on the street!

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OH MY GOD I CAN ORDER IT FOR DELIVERY

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OKAY PITTSBURGH, POINT ME TO YOUR NEAREST BOB EVANS I MUST PAY TRIBUTE

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He’s actually who advised me I passed the bar and did my formal (ceremonial for me) swearing in in the Supreme Court’s courtroom.

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Fun fact: I didn’t clerk. He had taught a trial methods course I did in law school and basically became my legal godfather afterwards. Used to be invited to his chambers holiday party every year, he put in calls for me when I was looking for jobs, worked on stuff with me.

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He had been doing it since the 90’s.

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