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Was this written from the POV of bacteria? 🦠

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Or to having higher medical needs towards the end of one's life. A lifetime cap can stop public costs spiralling out of control! ☠️

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*of spiting – and I proofread texts for a living ;-P

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It's like cutting off your nose without the upside spiting your face. 😜

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Cf being almost unable to get up because you need to pee so badly, thus staying put and making it worse, creating a special kind of hell that most NTs would only shake their head at. Forget "complex" self-harming behaviour like addiction – I don't even get off my chair when I need the loo. WTF?! 😭

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... that installed the Reichskanzler. (I'm German, I can't help seeing it from that angle. 😬)

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"Mit Rechten leiden"

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"Gettysburg, wow." (in a nutshell)

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They're just celebrating the Dutch win at the Euros last night. 🤪

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Or would have put "I wish them luck" between two commas.

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And he'd be wrong about that, too!

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This looks like a cross between a robin and a road runner!

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Das ist, mit Verlaub, totaler, herablassender Quatsch. Auf dem Niveau von "In Europa wissen die Leute nicht, was Freiheit ist, weil sie keine Waffen tragen dürfen" und "Sozialversicherungssysteme sind quasi Kommunismus".

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Immunität ist nicht gleich Legalität. *Bidens* Staatsbeamten würden das wohl aus Pflichtbewusstsein und/oder moralischen Gründen ablehnen (er selbst sowieso), und Soldat*innen können bei "unlawful orders" den Gehorsam verweigern. www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/l...

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I'm still not over the fact that he calls the last five minutes* of homo sapiens "most of history". *I'm bad at maths, evolutionary anthropologists, feel free to correct me.

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Question: Are all animals equal or are some animals more equal than others?

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My sentiments exactly.

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"Covfefe" is out then.

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In my defense, I'm used to using everyday language instead of official terminology with non-natives, e.g. 'East Germany' instead of 'the GDR'. I've also seen 'Ermächtigungsgesetz' used in English sources. More importantly, I've never seen the English translation *applied to anywhere but Germany*. 😱

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*Me, a German, translating the term 'enabling act' in my head* ... 'oh'

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"Maximise your potential by never challenging yourself beyond what you can already do!"

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Whatever happened to "We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things [e.g. read 'hard' books] not because they are easy, but because they are hard ..."?!

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I live near a park and "keep" a couple of small translucent spiders as "pets" to help with the moth problem and some of the cute jumpy ones because they're cute. I do evict the big hairy ones (humanely).

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I flicked an earwig off my bed the other day and didn't even bother checking where it scuttled off to. Last week, I woke up to a spider abseiling from the ceiling above me and was thinking "Not now, I need a few more minutes in bed". (He missed the bed and I later saw him moulting on the wall.)

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You've easily passed the bar-ista exam!

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I'm not squeamish but stories about parasites or insects stuck in orifices are 😱➕🤢‼️

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I presume *every* experience in her life has been better after that one?

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*podcast incoming* "When one of Mark's patients seemed to confess to a crime that had had the town guessing whether there was a murderer among them for more than a decade, he knew he had to sink his teeth into it ... listen to 'Tooth And Nail' on [*bleep*] or wherever you get your podcasts"

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The tips of the leaves may be out of frame for a reason ... 🙃

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I know which hard I'd choose but I can't say it in polite company. It would be 'below the belt', as it were. 😜

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If you can't blind them with science, baffle them with bullsh*t.

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He said this Cybertruck was indestructible
(That's the breaks, that's the breaks)
But he didn't say there was a 100% deductible
(That's the breaks, that's the breaks)

youtu.be/5ZDUEilS5M4?...

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Lol, I've been doing that with obvious d*ck extension cars my whole life. We don't get a lot of Teslas over here in Berlin though, and the Cybertruck probably isn't even legal, idc.

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I feel like his name should be written Brian Blessèd. 😂

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Is there any other kind? 😜

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"Fake savant", lol.

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Someone called them "my emotional support tabs" and I can relate. I've moved away from Chrome but I've got a couple of dozen (yeah, I know, rookie numbers) open across Firefox and Brave – mostly related to ADHD and autism, lol. I try to save as much as I can to Pocket and read it on my kobo.

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"I like the way you work it – no giggaty"

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😬

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Anyway, I'm on my way out ...

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We're at the stage where decades worth of terminology databases are being thrown out "because AI". Never mind corporate style guides – good luck having chatbots consistently adhere to those. People also underestimate the amount of badly written originals. "Garbage in, garbage out" is real!

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As an in-house translator who is being made redundant because small *and* large companies have stopped paying for translations, I wonder at what point crappy, inconsistent translations become a safety concern. We translate car manuals, among other things. 😬

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Incidentally, the German equivalent of this trope is "At least the Führer built the Autobahn!" and it's surrounded by a different set of myths.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichsa...

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The clue is in the name ...

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I can't get over "I made a flag in my head. This is how I satisfy myself." I'm glad she kept recording but at that point I would have made my excuses and headed for the bar. 😬😬😬

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Sorry: a "media degree". Sometimes spelled "meeja" in Britain to mock it – or to mock those who mock any degree they don't consider "worthy".

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💯

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Lacking the twin kid goat breasts tho

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A lot of texts are just badly written and some translators (and LLMs) mindlessly and religiously translate every "however", "yet" or "on the other hand", etc. even if there is no contradiction to the previous sentence/paragraph. Argh! 😤

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