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Dinosaur Bob

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Former owner of a 400 follower Twitter account. Shitlib. Obscure 1990’s criminal. I'm a lexicon devil with a battered brain. Welcome to the establishment, shill.


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Everybody does, otherwise you dont get regulars. But the amount of dipshits you have to wade through to get regular clients is daunting to say the least. “How much for a sleeve?”

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TBF this is the 7/06 issue. British elections were held yesterday, and their cover story is about the US President. Buy the ticket, take the, fucking,ride.

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chatham harrison is tending a new garden's avatar chatham harrison is tending a new garden @chathamharrison.bsky.social
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Everything is "ok so you answered my question, but how can I rephrase it so you say something I can write an article about how you're too fucking old"

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My wife was a piercer for years. I’d rather deal with the White House Press Corp than Tattoo shop walk ins.

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My father died of Lewy Body. So it makes me irrationally angry when people use dementia as some political gotcha. Them “He doesn’t even know where he is. How’s he supposed to be President?” Me “Funny you should say that. Square, the fuck up.”

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Agreed. Look, supporting the Democratic candidate, who is, and will be Biden until he says otherwise, is the easiest option to fight authoritarianism. If MAGA gets back in then it’ll be a real nasty street fight. One that will go on for decades. All because vibes were off.

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If anyone thinks that an open convention wouldn’t energize every clique to go full knives out cause they’d be convinced that their candidate is the chosen one, then, you haven’t been paying attention to Democratic politics since 2008. It’d be a political bloodbath in the run up to the election.

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Right, if you can't say with your whole chest "Biden is the Democratic Party's nominee for 2024 and until such a time that he steps aside I will support him whole-heartedly", you don't have the strength to actually fight fascism. If you are shitting bricks over 0.3% in the polls you're cooked.

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I can’t wait for the Manchinites and the Old Hippies to lose their shit. Tasty.

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Me: Right, what's plan A? Posters: I propose a coup by another name Me: Good---wait, what? No, Plan A is "Don't elect the demagogue'

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post malone ergo propter malone's avatar post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social
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as a result of this tweet, which i enjoyed, i have discovered that the current Stones tour is literally no joke sponsored by AARP, which feels a little on-the-nose