: "I found 2 succulent leaves on the floor of the elevator after the 6th floor AP moved in. I've got roots on them already. I'm going to become fast friends with them up until one day they say, "I have a succulent just like that." At which point I scream, "I know, I'm a plant pirate, now get out!""

@bottesini.bsky.social

I found 2 succulent leaves on the floor of the elevator after the 6th floor AP moved in. I've got roots on them already. I'm going to become fast friends with them up until one day they say, "I have a succulent just like that." At which point I scream, "I know, I'm a plant pirate, now get out!"

Jun 26, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

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Courtney @connecticutting.bsky.social
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Listen, you didn’t steal them, you gave them new life. If anything, you’re a succulent paramedic.

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