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Miley Crisis ✨

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Miley Crisis ✨'s avatar Miley Crisis ✨ @boubayaga.bsky.social
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Hehehe it didn't click at first bc it's backwards, this kind of implies an independent Northern Ireland taking over Ireland lol

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Oh no I'm going to pretend I don't understand them! Like "was? Mein Anglische ist not good, I understand not"

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That or I'm also pretty comfortable confronting somebody asking if they ask every stranger about their genitalia

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So I'm visiting the UK next week and if anybody challenges me in the bathroom I'll just speak poor English with a heavy German accent until they give up and leave me alone

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palas the playful idk I just wanted to keep the alliteration

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Finally we have an Italian prime minister

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Abd Alrhman 🇵🇸's avatar Abd Alrhman 🇵🇸 @sonofnoor2.bsky.social
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My friends I wish you posted, my family’s donation link, there’s little left to achieve the goal. I hope everyone helps and donates.

Save my family in Gaza 🇵🇸🤍.
www.gofundme.com/f/save-noor-...

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Miley Crisis ✨'s avatar Miley Crisis ✨ @boubayaga.bsky.social
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Oh I like that the Scandi cock is up to interpretation. I enjoy when things are only slightly different that 2 people can be talking about 2 slightly different things but not at all realise and think they're agreeing

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I think of Denmark as a dribble of pre cum that's dropped off one of them

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Czechislovakia also used to look like a sperm going into the egg of Germany I don't have a problem! Why do you ask?

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Miley Crisis ✨'s avatar Miley Crisis ✨ @boubayaga.bsky.social
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That region can be several dicks

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Hahaha my not at all comprehensive diagram of how many dicks Scandi countries can be!

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That region can be several dicks

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Vikky Rose (URGENT AID NEEDED)'s avatar Vikky Rose (URGENT AID NEEDED) @freakkybbygirl.bsky.social
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Tysm!!!
Disabled w/ several chronic conditions 😣 fighting for my life atp, living in an abusive home but on the verge of becoming homeless w/my bf!!!
I wouldn’t survive the streets w/my conditions! Need to move out ASAP!!!!!!

Discord: freakkybbygirl
C: $freakkybby22
thronegifts.com/u/freakkybby...

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Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it)'s avatar Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) @sineadthefae.bsky.social
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about to lose my job when my corporate overlords finish liquidating my store. i’m geographically isolated w/o a car & my family is increasingly hostile around supporting me even w/ rides to med appts. SW is slow & will be my only job soon. i’m scared. ca $RowanOak9 pp rowanoak5 v @Anarcha-Dyke 💕💸🖤🧡

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]'s avatar Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸] @themckenziest.gay
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Hi Link and friends :) My mom could really use some help getting meds/food she can eat while she’s struggling with horrible tooth pain while recovering from almost dying from Covid a few months ago. $LaurenMcKenziest 💜ca,v,pp $LisaMSurprise 💚ca

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I don't see why it can't be! Although it's likely not going to be lol

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Starmer is centre right and is being out flanked on the left by Farage

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Biological advantages smh

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Jez got 32.1% of the popular vote and Starmer 33.8%

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If it wasn't already clear that this election was more a rejection of the tories than an embrace of Starmerism, Starmer only managed to increase vote share by 1.7% compared to 2019 with a significantly worse turnout

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You're quoting YOURSELF?!

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God I am so glad that show is over. I didn't watch it but every week coworkers would ask if I watched it and I'd have to go through the whole song and dance explaining that it doesn't interest me and face fresh judgement

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If it saves them from fascism then sure bring the monarchy back lol

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The new monarch has been chosen!!

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I came to say this is the most Canberra thing

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I was checking the news to see if anything else funny happened but no, it's all very plain since this morning

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I find it endlessly funny that Penny Mordaunt lost her seat bc 2 weeks ago she was tipped to be the best option for next tory leader #UKpol

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Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it)'s avatar Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) @sineadthefae.bsky.social
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it’s fat bitch friday; lesbians how are we feeling this good morning? 😏

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The property manager of my new place said she remembered me from when I rented from them 3 years ago. I jokingly asked if they were good memories and I wish I never asked

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Oh I still have 1 gold, apparently you can't duel with zero

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anyway woke up like dis 😌 what day is it? 🧡🖤🦊✨

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Miley Crisis ✨'s avatar Miley Crisis ✨ @boubayaga.bsky.social
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Hehehehe! Very well done :)

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My wrath is a box of kittens

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I had been thinking maybe a reroll would reset your gold but ig it doesn't :(

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