Breakdancing Robot

Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

The more I think about it, Biden should just absolutely lean into the sleepytime bear aesthetic for his campaign. 8 PM rolls around, he’s got his cup of tea, funny little nightcap, he’s like “jack, no more malarkey, no more politics, just sleepy time.” The cottagecore folks will LOVE it

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

That sun fucks

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

Why does Steve Bannon look like he is perpetually covered in barbecue sauce stains?

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

Germany v Slovakia match report

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

Ah too bad!

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

How was RRT? I’m usually a sucker for the heavily flavored, high ABV stouts

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

This is an incredible idea

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

A live look-in at a sweltering summer day in DC

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 08:22 UTC

I’d like to see a local TV station interview an IRL drug dealer about this just to see their baffled reaction to this. Either that or they did manage to stumble on their little scheme, as the pusher throws a smoke bomb and exclaims “drat!”

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

Wishing you all the best from here in Maryland!

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

I swear you can find those BBBB pens in every corner of the state of Maryland and always in the most random places. There’s no deeper connotation to having possession of one, they just move freely about of their own volition.

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 11:48 UTC

Boooooooooooo

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 11:08 UTC

Oh man bacon vodka gah. The bar in DC that I used to DJ at had a sad, never-used bottle of it taking up space on the shelf. The bartender would slip me surprise freebie shots of it as a gag, wasn’t all that bad though, just like really salty

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

There should absolutely be a contest where you get to drive one of those things around some far corner of the airfield like a total maniac for a day.

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

Better theme song: Airwolf or Knight Rider? Because both of them SLAP

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

Watching the MST3K Master Ninja II and absolutely dying at an ancient Lee Van Cleef throwing smoke bombs and exploding shuriken all to help a small-time Union organizer. Also their van is better than the A-Team’s. Just great stuff

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

The whole premise that anyone is getting cheated at Chipotle is baffling. You’re still getting mass quantities no matter what, harassing workers for extra food like a reverse Oliver Twist is just perverse

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

Something something “I’m a well-regulated militia” something something

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

Wherever the opposite of flavortown is, that’s where Raising Cane’s lives. The quality is high but there’s literally no seasoning. They’re basically a vehicle for the one (!) and only sauce they offer, and if you don’t like it (I don’t), youre basically SOL

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

All my apes gone

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

I’m seeing waaaay too many cybertrucks for my liking lately. Be better, Maryland. Although now I’m pondering the potential existence of a cybertruck with a Maryland flag wrap and I’m about to crawl in bed and weep

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

Steve Bannon looks like he’s always covered in barbecue sauce stains

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

Flour Power is tremendous, ngl

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

I found this on a bridge halfway between Baltimore and Annapolis and I can’t tell whether or it’s cursed or not I brought it back into my office just to be safe though

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

I was reading about the AM hack/leak awhile back and apparently the ratio of bots (fembots?) to actual human men was something absolutely absurd, like the odds were completely stacked against the poor creeps from the outset! It really makes the whole situation just so, so, pathetic

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 10:52 UTC

Ah yes, the famous fording of the Channel

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 10:33 UTC

Flagshagger is an absolutely incredible idiom, never heard it used here in the US before regrettably

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

So basically Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield but with Marvel Characters instead? Can we get Thor and Loki doing a steamed hams bit?

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Is he wearing Jim Carrey’s tuxedo from Dumb and Dumber?

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

I’m sure that Scott had many, many other commitments that he had to attend to and respectfully declined his invitation to audition

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

I wonder what kind of cartoon name they went with. Stimpy? Wile E.? Optimus Prime?

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 00:14 UTC

That is a deeeeep cut. Bravo

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

A buddy of mine that does promotions for a venue in Baltimore is a huge DnB head and is always booking any act that he can get his hands on. And the turnout never fails. It’s awesome to still see the foundations of dance music alive and well

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

It is literally impossible to sing the theme song without doing a ridiculously over the top deep voice at the end of it

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

The expression on that fireman’s face is priceless. But most importantly the pup was safely extracted

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

I really wish loosies were more of a thing, or at least some sort of mini-pack of smokes. I don’t want a whole damn pack of them, sometimes you just wanna have a cig!

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Oh god I forgot that it was police week here in DC. National Airport is overrun ugh

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

Also both Doughboys alums!

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

When it comes to anything education-related, always vote the apple ballot

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

I broke

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

The baby and I spent all day napping, snacking, and watching MST3K while mom did whatever the hell she wanted and I can’t possibly think of a better Mother’s Day.

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

An old friend of mine who is an extremely talented battle DJ had a live beat juggling and scratch routine using the Inspector Gadget theme that was absolutely tremendous

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

Somebody snatched poor Tim Pool’s beanie right off his head! Also Tim Pool beanie snatching should absolutely become a thing. Prizes, medals, the whole shebang.

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 09, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

What’s the opposite of “emotional wellness?” Oh yeah, this abomination

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 09:03 UTC

That old blue Comcast aesthetic is taking me back to a long time ago

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

I’m sure that the very normal and well-adjusted gentleman who said this will be completely understanding and polite when a woman tells him that she doesn’t want any of his damn “protection”

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

We had Carl Bernstein (UMD ‘08) who gave a pretty good commencement talking about the importance of investigative journalism and holding politicians to account. My grandmother predictably found it “too political”

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

Microadventure of the day: a wooded glen near Travilah, MD

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Breakdancing Robot @breakdancingrobot.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 10:56 UTC

Progress at the Key Bridge site taken from the Dundalk Marine Terminal in Baltimore, MD

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