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Brendel

@brendelbored.bsky.social

Oh we want gifs, we want DMs, we want video. Not me pal, I want it to go the opposite way. I want character limits of 60. I want us to only have a combined total of 1200 posts on the entire website, I want it to make that screeching modem sound when you log into Bluesky

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Billy's avatar Billy @billy.wales
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Fax your posts to 1-900-BLUE-SKY!

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ZHUGE LIANG's avatar ZHUGE LIANG @shuchancellor.online
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the best poasts are skeets where one must think thank thunk

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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you can't log on if someone else is logged on

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RETVRN

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Good Eye Sniper's avatar Good Eye Sniper @blakes14.bsky.social
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I wasn’t on Twitter in the first couple years of its existence, but I imagine half the posts on there back then were like “I just ate a sandwich, it was pretty good” (4 RT, 9 fav)

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Microplastics Sommelier's avatar Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social
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only one reply allowed per post. we dont have all day to be reading “discussions.” post, reply, and we all move on with our lives.

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe's avatar pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
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HAND👏WRITTEN👏SKEETS

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Mad Meson's avatar Mad Meson @madmeson.bsky.social
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The Bluesky client should only work on a teletype machine

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Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe's avatar Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe @cleverhandlehere.bsky.social
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REPLY (STOP) GOOD IDEA (STOP) [END]

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Manu  🌊🐳🐦‍⬛🏔️🌎's avatar Manu 🌊🐳🐦‍⬛🏔️🌎 @manelcamacho.bsky.social
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And using an AOL CD...

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Zirizo's avatar Zirizo @zirizo.bsky.social
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Go to pithee

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