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jeff boyardee

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whatever you call the opposite of someone profiled by Fortune Magazine


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beccadagoo's avatar beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social
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the inside out characters in my head

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Butt Praxis's avatar Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social
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I can’t believe that under a system that awards unlimited power to unlimited capital, and unlimited capital to those most willing to exploit others, the side that capital favors more is pure evil and achieves its most despicable aims, and the side that capital favors less is foundering beyond parody

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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Jonah Ray once ran the table for a series of games on the strength of posting "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself"

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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if i could go back in time to like 2004 i would make several million dollars writing a libertarian picture book about a kid who realizes that coal is more valuable than toys and orchestrates a mass campaign on the part of children to exploit a christmas arbitrage opportunity

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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This tweet just made me think of that Virginia restaurant’s 9/11 menu from 2022. I have to believe we’re going to get so much more of this as the years drag on.

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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it was a very limited handmade run

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André Greppi | DRES13's avatar André Greppi | DRES13 @dres13.bsky.social
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Finally finished this one

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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use rapier on bottlecap to poke air holes

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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is this running an emulator on a hacked version of the Game Boy ROM

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✊↔️

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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they need to make an emoji that's just ✊ rotated 90 degrees counterclockwise so I can effectively post the emoji-sequence version of "(jerking off motion)"

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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Facebook's income streams still strike me as the kind of thing that could fall apart shockingly quickly, especially if they keep burning billions on shit like "virtual legs"

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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You can love or hate Zuck and Bezos all you want, for better or worse we're stuck with em because their businesses are well-established and make lots of money. If you want to hate a billionaire, hate Elon Musk because his wealth is all just built on sentiment. Blow his house down with your hate

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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ask her who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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in the biz this is known as a "reverse Tower of Terror"

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FYHOD

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I know I do

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don't care what the materialists say, this is praxis

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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you know it’s a solid group of vanity candidates when count binface is relegated to third best

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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Tessa Thompson might be awake right now. who knows

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probably. there's whole continents of people out there

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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The Brits called an election on May 22 and it happened on July 4. Imagine that kind of election cycle. Fellow Americans, fantasize with me about what that kind of political and media environment is like.

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Al Petterson's avatar Al Petterson @eyelessgame.bsky.social
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It really is a weird symmetry that this year the UK elections are the 4th of July and the US elections are the 5th of November.

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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under Admiral Pacino

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where the hell do you find an intern in their sixties anyway

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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this dude is gonna rock right into an early grave

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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if only there had been signs that Joe Biden's age might become an issue

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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it has a tendency to make one a bit out of touch on current events

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apparently it released and there were 35 games that used it

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BeijingPalmer's avatar BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social
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1970s author: this is hard sci-fi, so it stays only within the limits of what's scientifically proven as possible: slower-than-light travel, the impacts of weightlessness, and telepathic powers.

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Patrick Cosmos's avatar Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer
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My review of Late Night With the Devil is: it had so many production company credits at the beginning that I thought it was a running gag

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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what are the odds that the Russian government asset who hasn't been able to set foot in the United States legally for over a decade and was a weird crypto guy in the first place would have a bad take on US politics

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daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders.

AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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social media's version of Reality TV

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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Can't tell if this came from Omega Mart or Dan Flashes

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Bluesky implemented community moderation labeling before group DMs which tells me they've got a pretty clear understanding about their priorities

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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I was like "yes, they have been kept away haven't they"

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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literally took me a full minute to realize "GCs" was meant to stand for "group chats" and not "gendercrits"

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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in hindsight launching without DMs or video may have been a mistake

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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year and a month ago, how time flies

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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remember when bluesky did this to @pfrazee.com for real

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called it!

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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I guess the thing is that I’d trust news sources that would go “PRESIDENT ARE NOW LEGALLY ABLE TO DO CRIME!!!! and also Biden is old and doddering”, but not “BIDEN IS OLD AND DODDERING!!!! and also Presidents can now legally do crime”

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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he's running

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Drew4484's avatar Drew4484 @drew4484.bsky.social
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If you're drunk in line, stay in line

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Andrew Elmore (Arrange Version) 💽's avatar Andrew Elmore (Arrange Version) 💽 @elmore.zone
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there are multiple All Time Hall of Fame jokes and visual gags in UHF. somehow even better than when I was a kid.

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