Me: hey I finally saw Godzilla Minus One it was pretty good
JK Rowling: hmm interesting what about penised “lesbians”?
Me: I uh, the new Game of Thrones show is actually better than I thought. So glad Benioff and Weiss aren’t at the helm
JK Rowling: hmm interesting what about penised “lesbians”?
Friend: I finally started watching Wrexham and it's surprisingly enter-
JKR: So what do you want in bed? Do you and your friends talk about penised lesbians and what they'd do to you?
Friend no more: for God's sake, Jo! Can you not take a hint?! Enough and good day to you!