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Well, bag my milk.

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If it’s not much trouble, would you mind defunding? Thank you kindly.

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What exactly does that mean? Is he going to argue that the towers might’ve had it coming? Is he even going to acknowledge that the towers fell down? This man is so far out of his mind it physically hurts me.

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Some of it reminds me of that jackass stalker I had on Twitter. You gave him anything resembling pushback and he would immediately be like either “calm down, man it’s just Twitter don’t take it too seriously” or “you threatened me I’m reporting you WAAAAAAH”

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Brilliant idea, Ed. Let’s nominate the guy who we seriously think might’ve eaten a DOG after he officially admitted a WORM ate part of his BRAIN! I…I…🤯 AWOOGA AWOOGA CUCKOO CUCKOO BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL…

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Hey, I just had a great idea for those AI people. They can use that AI to create their own money. What is the conversion rate for a picture of Andrew Jackson with 18 fingers?

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I can barely stand thinking about Star Wars anymore because of that vitriol tornado it got sucked up into.

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When the GOP says it, it sounds like an excuse.

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You’ve got the old superhero debate raging in my brain right now.

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Nice try, there are no “dud” Calvin and Hobbes strips

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Biden is 81. Trump is 78. That is a difference of three years. Not 30. Not 3000. Three! That walker can go up the economists ass

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I was 22 years old the first time I ever saw Watership Down. And I was still terrified.

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If Zack Snyder was old enough to be making movies when Cannon films was still in business, we would all be in a happier place.

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Why did HE have to apologize? What did he even have to apologize FOR? “I’m sorry my face can attract lead”?

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That’s a good point

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The thing is not being allowed to have fireworks on the fourth feels like not being allowed to have candy on Halloween.

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Or you could do the McLeod maneuver

youtu.be/c_xQoRtoQpg?...

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Despite everything I can’t accept that this country‘s existence has been a net negative on human history. I just can’t

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Well, I don’t know about “ever” but we’re not exactly going through our hay day right now.

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It’s like some massive traffic, jam or something. If we can’t clear it, everything else we need to do just isn’t going to be able to happen.

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Keith, bluntly, I don’t trust this country. I genuinely think its misogynistic streak will overpower the need to keep Trump out of office.

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I wanna do things to the writer of this article that will get me kicked off this site for violating the TOS.

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I now knot waht yoo rre taliking obaut.

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bsky.app/profile/bria...

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I remember an episode of Justice league Unlimited where I felt something similar

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A little kid staring right at the camera: “ I want to play… On the swingset…” Turns to the right : “ but there is somebody else… Already on the swingset”

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The words, grim, reaper and pillow fight Make me imagine what would happen if Ingmar Bergman made a children’s film.

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Seriously, though what counts as official? If I decide to go to somebody’s house and murder them, will I walk as long as I remember to tell a cop I’m gonna do it first? That’s the vibe I get from that “official” qualifier.

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I’ve only seen a couple of pictures. He looks so skinny.

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That’s what makes me so frightened. He’s not the president… Now.

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“I officially declare that whatever unofficial shit I did is now official”

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Who decides what is official? What is to stop him from officially declaring the past unofficial shit he did to be official? This is madness. This Scotus ruling is madness!

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Random nitpick about world tour mode. Specifically created a character. I know people love creating freaks, but in my opinion, there IS such a thing is having too much to work with.

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Tesla: oh, we don’t know why our sales are lagging. Kanye88: it’s the Jews fault! Elon: you said the actual truth Tesla: sigh

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youtu.be/LokTT7SRq0U?...

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That’s a PR nightmare I wouldn’t wish him my worst enemy, let alone subway

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Don’t get me wrong. I hope we can save this planet. I hope we can also get that Star Trek future one day.

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Sometimes I feel like earth is going to become inhabitable no matter what we do and all we can really do is slow it down.

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Just because they don’t reach out to you specifically doesn’t mean they want nothing to do with you. Just let the people around you be the people around you

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Even if you don’t believe me, I just felt that you needed to hear it. Or read it in this case.

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I don’t know. I know it’s cliché, but remember that there are some people out there who care about you

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You’re also one of the nicest most forgiving guys I’ve met on social media.

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Whoever told you that is a damn liar

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And then they’ll die slowly and painfully because there’s nobody left to wait on them hand and foot

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Those idiots are under the assumption that the president already has the kind of power that we are desperately trying to prevent him from having.

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You know, the whole “both sides are bad” argument doesn’t really work when one side is noticeably, measurably, obviously worse.

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That’s one of those things, the red Baron flew, right?

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Heard a few clips now. I would believe you if you told me Joe had a cold because I’ve had a few colds that have done that to my vocal cords. 

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