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Smashkrat: we have a krat room open

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Hard to watch Canada be in this game and not wonder what might have been if US Soccer had hired Jesse Marsch instead of rehiring Gregg

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Directed by Nicholas Meyer, who directed Star Trek II and IV, and starring Jason Robards, a young Steve Guttenberg, Amy Madigan

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The Day After is just as bad but with the added element of being set in not only America but in Trump country

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Strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger

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“…Donovan’s delivery, the syllables unvarying in pitch and volume, the drama of on-field events communicated with all the emotional intensity of a dot matrix printer.” That’s an improvement for Landycakes tbh

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Duncan didn’t enter the league until the 1997 Draft.

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Gotta be KG

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It’s really disappointing that the Gold Cup sucks such shit compared to the Euros.

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I’m kinda talking myself into it, actually

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Settling playoff soccer games with PKs is like ending a World Series game with a home run derby and I kinda like it

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She also wouldn’t play Mario Kart against me because I would try to run racing lines and keep my momentum up and so I’d run off and hide from her

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rusty Buick, you say?

Hey @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social if they're gonna total that car out I have a use for it

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So America's op-ed columnist class has something to wring their hands about

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Well, fuck. Can I get a "Fuck Cancer" from the congregation?

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"this piece of shit hyundai" Found your problem, right there

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Verb to drink heavily

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I really don't miss "I'm gonna check the runner a half-dozen times between pitches" even in the playoffs

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Took it out of the package and everything?!

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WHO'S A GOOD BOY?

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Evangeline is such a cutthroat Candy Land player that I refuse to play against her now

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Keep us posted(-it)

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I just got a yellow card while watching this Spain-Germany match

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Oh, today would have been her 49th birthday, too

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I beat Janie at Scrabble once in our entire marriage and it made her so mad we never played again and she would insist that I only won because she refused to trade letters

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In CONCACAF that would have been a red card for Germany

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A lack of actual pub culture and an extreme affinity for “Irish” as a heritage for white people

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Been knocking on the door for five minutes now

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Germany will not go quietly into that good night, it seems

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And complaining constantly about being cold

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Also the largest party in NI won’t take their seats at Westminster because everyone voted for Sinn Fein

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🔥

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Testors sells a metallic blue acrylic in their Testors Craft line

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The "Contract With America" it's not

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My point is that I don't see the electorate being super enthusiastic about it. It's not building momentum to support the GOP ticket.

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I'm talking about actual people, not comic book villains

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I've seen lots of people (rightly) decrying it, and a smaller population of people dismissing it as "just a think tank policy document that isn't going to happen" but outside of the hard-right people pushing it I haven't seen anyone say it's a good thing or endorsing it, which I think is notable.

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The fact that Wales told the Tories to fuck off completely is also impressive

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España o Alemania?

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I’ll do it

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Jack Skellington replaced by the ghost of Fred Dalton Thompson

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Chrysler Pacifica (or an ex-rental Dodge Grand Caravan if you don’t have to have bells or whistles)

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“The Nightmare Before Labor Day” feels like a bad direct-to-video sequel

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“You’re going to need to provide a translated copy and agree that the English version is going to govern any dispute or else I can’t do anything with this.”

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Spiritually correct if not chronologically

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Wash a pickup truck too and Noah’s gonna need to build another ark

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Seen on Instagram: “Kid Rock makes music for guys who tell dad jokes but don’t pay child support.”

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“So far, there have been more protesters removed from Nigel Farage’s speech than seats Reform won in Parliament.”

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I mean, TLJ is notoriously cranky about people acting unprofessionally. He once told Jim Carrey “I cannot sanction your buffoonery” while making Batman Forever

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Kevin Smith called her “the biggest pain in the ass” he ever worked with and Will Smith & Tommy Lee Jones refused to sign on for MIB2 until they fired her, so…

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