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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

Dr. Hardcheese

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

"Guffaws, RN."

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

If you think Dr. Giggles is dangerous, think of all those kids on rickety-ass carnival rides.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

I haven't seen a golf club assault this brutal since the great Casey Jones Vs. Tatsu brawl of 1990.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

"Have a heart."

A+ No notes. Would laugh again.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

Well, that's just being... 🙂 😎 Inhospitable.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

This guy clearly wasn't listening to Dalton when it comes to going for the knee.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

The M.D. on the bag probably stands for Maximum Drake.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

Maybe if it was Purplesaurus Rex...

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

Does Dave Thomas know the police chief is raiding his wardrobe?

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

You know what I'd do if I saw three Larry Drakes? I'd ask for three autographs.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

Maybe it was a carnival prize.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

Did Giggles stop at the novelty store to buy that giant bandage before his killing spree? Choice.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

"Don't do anything that might exacerbate your heart condition. For instance: going on carnival rides, entering a house of mirrors, confronting your cheating boyfriend, getting into a spat with your dad, running from a serial killer..."

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

Do I go with a ska joke or a Tim Cappello "I Still Believe" joke?

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

This also implies they're roughly the same measurements, which just... I mean... Nope.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

Someone should just say they don't have any insurance. That'll send him screaming into the night.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

Playing Dr. Mario with a third-party joystick instead of a gamepad? That's living dangerously.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

This guy's the anti-Columbo. "Crime schrime. I gotta hit the head and get a sandwich."

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

Only $5 for an electric train set? Sign me the hell up!

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social class

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

These kids don't need a doctor. They need the fashion police.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

"He was actually quite easy to find. Turns out Dr. Giggles lives on Giggles Dr. Who knew?"

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

I thought it was Robert G. Durant for a second.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

Sometimes I look up in the sky right when the Universal letters are passing overhead. Always amazing.

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#JoeBobBriggs

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

JB's being depressing today.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

🦩🌵

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

You going to apply for your JB Summer School diploma?

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

Maybe you need to be Playing with Power™.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

Okay, but seriously, why are the new proton packs wearing yellow thongs?

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:51 UTC

Raphael was into some weird shit.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

My wife just minding her own business, when I come in with whatever random bullshit I'm interested in today.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

You know what I could go on about? The weird relationship between "Ghostbusters," "Beverly Hills Cop," "Cobra," and "Who's Harry Crumb?".

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

A lot of people donate to charities around the holidays when it's cold. I'm definitely not saying to stop doing that. But please realize hot weather can be just as bad, if not worse, for some people. If you're able, please check your locale and see if any shelters or outreach centers need something.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

The strangest part is that Huey Lewis had technically won that battle, until he violated the NDA years later.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

As a non-drinker, I don't really get to visit the walk-in beer coolers at the grocery stores very often. But on a 90-degree humid day, when I needed a single can for some bratwursts, yeah. I gotta say it's nice in there.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

Never made it as a wise man I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing If you got the feeling Jump up towards the ceiling I came to get down So jump around

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

An eagle with really big abs?

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

I have a premonition that Furiosa is doing to hit streaming services, and everyone's going to say "wow. This movie actually freaking rips." And I'm going to just have to sit here with a pocket full of "I told you so," while Mad Max: The Wasteland never gets greenlit because of Furiosa's box office.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

The Beekeeper is cheesy and played mostly serious, but I feel like something extra could have pushed this movie over the edge. Maybe a hard rock ballad montage of Statham preparing for battle. Or a rap song in the credits summarizing the plot. Or both. Still, 9/10 on the 🧀 scale.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:03 UTC

David Lynch was allowed to direct exactly one episode of Gumby before being asked never to return.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:15 UTC

I like how despite having a yard full of FBI, Secret Service, and a mercenary group, everyone is polite enough to hold their fire and attack him one at a time. People have been mocking that trope since the 80s, but it's a classic.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:22 UTC

And now we're having the "don't you who who he is?" scene, just like John Wick.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

Some studio executive: "What if John Wick had an even more ridiculous premise and the silliest dialogue imaginable, but played 100 percent serious?"

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:16 UTC

So far this movie is like "Bloodsport" cheesy. It might even be "Road House" cheesy. I'm here for it.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

Is Jason Statham going to keep dropping random bee metaphors throughout the entire film? Because this is the piquant cheese that I need.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:50 UTC

Wait. This movie is about Jason Statham going after ransomware scammers? You know, I might actually be kind of into this.

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