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I live in Atlanta. It used to be that chit;ins were only for blacka and old-time white Southermers. Now the Chinese buy them too.
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I live in Atlanta. It used to be that chit;ins were only for blacka and old-time white Southermers. Now the Chinese buy them too.
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"Make it a corned beef on rye, she sings with a tear in her eye."
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Looks like he's getting ready to do a proctology exam. Is Medvedev ready for that?
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I demand a voice in tonight's debate?
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Why resist when you can transist?
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I heard Trump Pepto-Bismol habit has gotten out of control.
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I made htat gesture for my cat and he just rubbed his lips on it.
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Yes
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turkey tails
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...getting his wig dry-cleaned.
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Evangelicals are playing a muti-level marjeting game.
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You mean they actually have outdoor billiards tournaments?
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Nobody should let that fraud forget his worst moments.
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There really ought to be an inteeligence test for people to serve in the Senate. This guy is too stupid to work at McDonald's.
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There is an international farmer's market near me that would carry these. They cater to Latino amd Asian customers equally.
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Hey dude! Stop dancing on my chips!!
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When I played this, my cat stood up in my lap and left. I'll take that as a "No" vote.
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This guy is beyond stupid.
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I can wiggle one ear or both ears.
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A copperhead I saw on my walking trail in Atlanta today. A bite from one is not likely to kill you, but the necessary treatments wouldn't be a lot of fun either.
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Twain also wrote a great editorial about the SF cops arresting a ten year old boy for throwing rocks at a Chinese man.
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Would lab-grown meat include his head?
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When I was at Wesleyan University in the early 80's, they had a jock fraternity: DKE. George W. Bush was once a member.
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Russia's idea of a war criminal: someone who fighta against Russian invasion.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jv0...
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Are you sure Sexy Alf isn't just Wonder Wart Hog?
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It's wondering if you're jealous about its ability to lick its own crotch.
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It's a tourist tortoise!
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Yep. Felt that very strongly at the time...but ptotested anyway.
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"It's YOUR Texas. That's why we need so many guns to keep you in line."
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I had a coworker in LA, who lived across the street from Gaye's father and took the first pictures of the police arriving on the scne. The pictures appeared in Newsweek.
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I remember undocumented obscure (but important) features that turned out to be vital and running on a server somebody though it was okay to shut down.
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I used to be fan of the rock group Franz Ferdinand. Their biggest hit was "Take Me Out".
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Sending comforting purrs your kitty's way.
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Don't count on MTG learning Russian. Too many cases.
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I eat some, but very few and none of the cap and stem variety.
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I took my daughter to see the Coraline movie when it came ouy. She was terrified by it and I loved it.
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Otters up the anus?
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How's the chicken liking it so far?
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Sure. How do you want to chat?
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Is it better to: 1. nuke Elon Musk? 2. Send hi to Mars?
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Happened to me too. Went through a whole routine of resetting password and updating Google security and installing a password keeper app.
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Orange tabbies are the best!
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That was great. Did you come too?
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I visited Georgia in the 80's on a student tour of the Soviet Union. Georgian food was the best we had on the whole trip.
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We called that an exchange in my childhood. My grandmother's exchange was 233. The exchange was sometimes substitued by a word. The word for the 233 exchange was "Cedar" 2=c and 3=e.
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It's an anus expander.
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Decent people everywhere should log off of X forever
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Did that envelope contain sheets printed on mimeograph?
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I remember walking the streets of my neighborhood and seeing hundreds of cigarette butts next to the curb. Apparently, cars had no place to dispose of them.
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