[PLATYPUS] platypus

[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:07 UTC

yes im Cryinh because im not allowed to make the cucumber salad :( goodnight

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

i do not understand at all why my parents won’t let me make a fucking salad. it’s healthy, lightweight, and isn’t noisy to make because it’s night time, i just need to put mayo and stuff in a bowl and peel a cucumber in it. but nooooo it’s soooo late SHUT THE FUCK UP I WANT CUCUMBER SALAD

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

guys i played one of those ancient awakening sounds for my cat this was her reaction 😯😯😯

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

i will never stop posting this

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

8.8k 😄

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

oh god

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

ugh

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

omg this happened to me except i rewatched the kwite mcsm playthrough for weeks

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

ok bye im gonna play minecraft pe for hours

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

I FINALLY GOT THE PIECE OF FOOD OUT OF MY BRACES WHO CHEERED

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

no:( sorry

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

listen man don’t judge my heritage

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

it’s my 13th year of being a kid idk abt yall but i think i kinda got this down im pretty good at this

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

such a beautiful scene .dont mind my dog

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

yall fw my dog ?he chasin butterflies

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

i hate when i don’t fw someone who most people fw

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

KATT FROM ANIMAL CROSSING I LOVE KATT

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

platypus oomf

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:46 UTC

Yeah cause he was just supposed to put that giant thing in the trash can,???

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:43 UTC

dress to impress can be so ANNOYING

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:43 UTC

UGH AND YOUR FIT WAS SO GOOD

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

eating healthy is actually working out

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

who want a bite of dessert ?(fresh strawberries and blueberries + honey vanilla greek yogurt + drizzled honey)

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

my Four moods

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

so real but at first i thought you mean your fp was a minor and that it was inconveniencing you lmaoo 😭😭

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

lime lips are the artist community’s version of a rickroll

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

Bazinga

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

this was her reaction

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

i will not let go of this image

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

god i hate lore olympus

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

i got that dawg in me .and it is LOSING (my baby my babbyyyyyy)

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

thank god this mf dead 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

mr beast feastables quinoa crunch chocolate bar 🤤🤤

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

omg i remember when i used to spam hatepost about that account

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

wait the eminem white rapper merch kinda goes hard

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

LEAVE

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

fine i GUESS.

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

if i was ash and i wasnt 10 years old i would’ve just dated gary oak and we would’ve been the unstoppable team ://

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

NOT FOR YOU BROTHER HES 15 GET AWAY

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

i will not stop saying hear me out on gary oak

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

OH MY GOD

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

bye bye

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

i understand mdni but if we were oomfs before you don’t have to BLOCK me… just unoomf me damn..

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

sorry done being torquedawg im back to brightheartraccoon now

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

bluesky died too damn

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[PLATYPUS] platypus @brightheartraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

freaked it

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