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Yeah it’s on the news feed for zero dawn on steam anyway (which I am about 20 hours into, finally started it this week)
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WR speedrunner for NES Home Alone (any%), NES Lawn Mower (100%), 7th in big20 #16, frog decider, employed, first person to skeet from a refrigerator, official gatekeeper of bluesky, all demands I make in replies are legally binding
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Yeah it’s on the news feed for zero dawn on steam anyway (which I am about 20 hours into, finally started it this week)
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I want our president to start knighting people instead of giving out those silly medals
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Both zero dawn and forbidden west are on steam now so it’s not even a matter of “don’t have the right console”
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When we say this website has the juice this is what we mean
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The Panera at home: just this guy
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We have Panera at home
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I forgot Tom Bergeron even did it lol that show will always be Saget’s for me
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From the timestamps it looks like he forced himself to say something snotty in response to every single statement even if the response was “whatever man” lol
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He’s no Bob Saget ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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“America’s funniest videos” is still on the air I think but it is now just AFV and it is hosted by Carlton from fresh prince and he isn’t funny on it at all
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He also is a cartoon djinni who mops my kitchen I think
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The Italian president can “knight” people?
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as someone who recently got glasses how do you people eat hot soup it's like a cup of blindness wtf
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gonna sing happy birthday to people to the tune of born in the usa now because less effort
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Oh no
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Maybe they thought “alpacas are cute and they use them as emotional support animals sometimes and I love emotional support I’m gonna start an alpaca farm somewhere with really cheap land and I’m sure we can figure out the details later”
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I forgot about that terrible idea and now I have to read up on how disastrous it was
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a houseboat in every dock
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There was a ton of ducks at the dock across from my old place and they would come up and hang out in my yard and ducks are just huge assholes in general
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lmao the innocent robot overlords autocorrected my post Omniscient robot overlords*
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nobody was like “this is going to eliminate all our jobs and we will serve our innocent robot overlords” in 200x when we were already doing neural network/machine learning stuff, because, I assume, the people trying to figure it out weren’t deluded marketing dorks
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the fact that she could just step in and take over temporarily if he isn't doing okay, or could just step in and take over permanently if he clocks out (in fact, that's her job!) is the reason people are shitting their pants over nothing
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Their opinion page is specifically birdcage liner and has been birdcage liner for a very long time
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Celebrating independence from the tyranny of democratic elections
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Both sides do it the exact same way which leads me to believe that it does work. If it was only the democrats doing it I’d assume it wasn’t effective lol
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What are those lidocaine patches good for? I wound up with a box of them (long story) and am unsure what to do with them
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every time i rode in a pickup bed as a kid i was convinced they were gonna hit a speedbump and just launch everyone out onto the road it only almost happened once
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Thank you for giving me an excuse to post this, which I saw the other day outside of the Laemmle NoHo theater.
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we had a whole wave of introducing the kids to goatse like 11 months ago on here and it was very funny
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he's got the whole world in his
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i guess that depends, what do i want
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how much of that 90 trillion dollars is going to literally like a total of 200 failchildren though
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hope they threw away some E.T. ones for the atari joke
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oh i didn't know the "look what bullshit the nyt did" bot was here too, nice
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if it's made anywhere else it's just sparkling swiss?
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gonna have to update my mental winner of "grossest drink" from malort to this
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mmmm but don jr. is much younger and they will vote for his sweaty cocaine podcast ass just the same as they voted for his dad
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he's *always* been a shaky speaker between his rambling and his stutter and we have known this for like, forever, the news loved to point out the latest thing crazy uncle joe said when he was VP and they never went "this fills us with dread, for he is a mere heartbeat away from being president" then
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literally do not know who that is. i see a picture of newsom in there and that's all i recognize lol
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Fancy cheese I can’t remember the name of makes me want some gruyere (not that fancy but I never have it laying around)
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Rec on what else to throw in there? The only things I’ve historically ever mixed in with the cheddar is like, ham sometimes if I’ve got some laying around (which does kind of make it no longer a grilled cheese but it’s good!)
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sure do, I love a good grilled cheese
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The whole movie does the premise of breaking bad better than breaking bad did in a speedrun format
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Idk I fed it to some children
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That baby knows what it did
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gonna go make a grilled cheese sandwich with no butter or mayonnaise, just dryass bread with some cheese in it while everyone has to watch and you can stop me anytime
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I like their word games but not enough to give them traffic lol
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What a fucking nerd (derogatory)
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You can’t just say things like this and then nothing
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I guess the bright side is that the white guy is the only one who died
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