Brigid Keely She/Her @brigid.bsky.social

My husband, everyone: “It occurred to me that Teflon Don is still a good nickname. As we all know, when Teflon gets old and worn, it loses its nonstick properties and leaches poison into whatever it touches.”

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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

5 stars, zero notes. 🏆

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Thaily @thaily.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 07:26 UTC

Also creates poisonous gas when overheated, which will kill your birds.

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ScaryTwink™ 🔜gpn,EF @spottyserval.furry.energy [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 08:09 UTC

That burn xwx

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@debrarosenthal.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

Good point

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Andrew Elder @awelder.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

You turn the heat up, the more poison you get

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Josh Rosenau @joshrosenau.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

Troubling. It never goes away.

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Shad Murasaki @shadumura.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

-looks at the 2016 elections- Yeah, that fucking tracks.

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ItTakesAVillageGenius @villagegenius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Cofeve

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Glup Shitto @nitrofox.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 18:26 UTC

Also (Speaking from experience) does not hold up to a concentrated heat. (has destroyed 3 frying pans while camping before learning THAT lesson)

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Amras, A Werewolf Story θ∆ @amras.me [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

Champion burn. 12/10. No notes.

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