Brotman

@brotman.bsky.social

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Just a guy (he/him) Also a dad and a husband and a lawyer and I guess some other things, too

Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

Noooooooo

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

Fuck. Cancer.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

There good bricks, Spec

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

I can't remember where I first saw the metaphor, but I really do like it

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

The problem is that entirely too many people do want that, and that ruins the entire cookout

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

I'm a stew man. You can still be a potato, but you'd better remember you're part of the whole and don't fuck things up

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

That might be in Advanced BskyTTRPG

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

I thought there'd be more to it, tbh

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

Ah. Do I reply to you or to the reply to you?

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

No. Upstate NY. We actually will be in Southern California at Xmas, though

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

Happy happy!

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:16 UTC

Thanks! They're having a great time so far!

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

Legoland!

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

So sorry for y'all. Looks like a lot of love was had.

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

It's easy to forget just how comically oversized they are when you focus on just how comically ugly they are

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

Does it come with admission for the older one or nah?

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

Oh man, that's going to be one hell of a conflict check

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

Like any good congregation

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

I am not licensed in your jurisdiction

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

We are a very serious people with a very serious country

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

I look forward to Thanksgiving when you are posting about Alice's Restaurant

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

I don't think I've seen anything so tonedeaf in my life

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

And those of us that survived were stronger for it!

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

Doodle enjoying his beer?

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

We're not short candidates

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

Hmmm....they're in the running with British and Spanish nobility in colonial eras and Leopold II

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

TBH, that would have made building the pyramids a lot easier...maybe

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b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

Only because too many Americans are prudes about what was almost certainly shit done with her permission

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

"Eerrr..ah...back when I ah was at Choate, the seniors would take the ah freshman back..."

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

Clinton did it when he went to meet Kenendy in 63

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

We'd have been better off if Nixon had, but he got off through cruelty

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

Oval Office christening thread too much for you?

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

Pretty sure the one on the left is a Hapsburg

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

I think just the ttrpg labeler at this point

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

Does yours also have lime juice, at least?

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

Honestly, the biggest argument against it being Ike is that he was probably golfing at the time

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

Rad! Enjoy the show!

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

Our interests are...unconventional

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

That's very old school

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

FDR had someone to do that for him. Truman seems like too much of a square. Ike might have...seems like a habit he could have picked up in the military

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

This is not the freedom our forebears fought and died for

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

33?! Damn! That's like 33 in 19th Cen years! The only way someone should look like that at 33 is if they remember the Alamo

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Brotman @brotman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

You're killing me, Spur!

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