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Some archaeologists 1000 years from now will argue 2024 marked the entrance of a dark age where we forgot how to make pickups. Others will argue the Cybertruck was a purely ceremonial conveyance to "no load refused" sex parties where it would also be used as a semen receptacle (hence its shape).

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