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Shouldn’t reporters be hounding SCOTUS justices for comment on their nutso ruling(s)? The press doesn’t have to back off just because it’s summer break for the justices.

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She's aging like a discarded Gauloises Blonde butt on the street just outside Gare du Nord

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Do I want to know what went down in the 70s in a conventional hall in Wildwood New Jersey? No I don't but more importantly yes I do.

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Just hire a few thousand more law clerks in each regulatory area that can gain expertise and write decisions the justices can okay

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Thank you for saying this that’s why we call you the ragin floridajan

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We're gonna spend hundreds of billions in Florida on spot solutions (eg saltwater encroachment) and rebuilding after storms but it's a losing war in the long term

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this is Cool-a-Coo erasure

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I'm heartened that the A16z types that are in charge of this PAC probably have total contempt for political best practices. at best the money will have zero impact at the national level

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I remember 25 yrs ago people were overusing Screenbeans clip art so much that people were saying "stop using Screenbeans it makes you look less professional." We're hitting that point with AI soon.

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it'd be so funny if he's picked, resigns his senate seat, then he screws up establishing his new out-of-state residency and is dropped with less than zero to show for it

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British press will turn on a Labour govt within a year

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Kinda look like the fake uniforms in a movie when the producers can't get permission to use the real unis. So kinda on point for LA?

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francis frank il papa-rino making encyclicals bergoglio-oli-oli pontiff supremo making gay slur-os

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Dodgers talk: Cavan Biggio, good or bad first name?

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This should be an episode of Borgen where a danish govt food scientist allows their k-pop loving kid to eat this, complain about the spicy, alerts the PM, who then has to convince the cabinet and bureaucracy to ban it before the next night's news (while also navigating the indignant S Korea ambssdr)

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August releases were butt. I remember my brother and I were psyched when Unforgiven came out in August 1992. Normally August was for catching up on lesser summer movies.

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Like I wish they’d go away and start a camp or something, I don’t need to hear from the Bruenigs ever again.

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I wish US House constituencies were like 10 times smaller like the UK so we could have more weirdos.

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Last time I went to the Burbank CA DMV the supervisor was running around making sure everyone was taken care of. Like it was a million times better than dealing with healthcare bureaucracy

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Biden and Trump are both old enough to remember the golden age of streaking. They should agree in their debate to bring it back so long as it's funny. Expedited streakers court. streakers promoting online gambling or such should get life without parole.

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MBS has allocated 3 km worth of Neom as a "Dude Perfect Zone" including dudes sinking full court shots over robotic TRexes every hour on the hour

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People unironically singing Lee Greenwood absolutely would make me want to jump into the crowd doing the bull version of Ron Artest (anyways sending my love to Metta)

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The Mets should play the Jacksonville Jags but maybe in cricket or rugby or darts

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Ben Collins and the Onion should buy Infowars. could do incredible man vitamin pitches

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The weirdo right's preoccupation with Taylor Lorenz always makes me LOL.

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Do you even collectively farm bro?

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bluesky should post a timer of how long between first reading a skeet and making a wiseass reply to it. this will be deeply embarrassing to me

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I'm a fiend for naturally mojito essenced sparkling water beverages

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Sounds like two items crossed off the ole bucket list to me

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No way a man with bone spurs could do that to himself

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He's trending up with the coveted DUI Dads demographic

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Earlobussy

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Some archaeologists 1000 years from now will argue 2024 marked the entrance of a dark age where we forgot how to make pickups. Others will argue the Cybertruck was a purely ceremonial conveyance to "no load refused" sex parties where it would also be used as a semen receptacle (hence its shape).

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So many good missions for 1992 alone - infiltrate old KGB hq to destroy Clinton's commie records; sneak into Ross Perot daughter's wedding to pass around salacious pictures; try to stop George Soros from crashing the pound

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I don't want to be Edmund the Seconded

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The UK Labour Party doesn't want to do any proportional representation reform even though it would break some of the Tories structural advantages. I think there are similar problems with center-leftish parties in a lot of countries. But yes no excuses the Democratic leadership sucks.

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As an occasional Yankees hater, I'm back in wearing my "SICKOS" shirt saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"

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We want Ahmadinejad back, don't we folks? Loves basketball also says nasty things about America, but that's okay. Erik used to wear a jacket like AHMAD-DIN-NEJAD back when I was divorcing lovely Ivana.

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Since most working class victorians lived like ten to a room with no privacy, I don't think peens or holes would be shocking at all.

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I hope Plouffe is only doing this because he's having hot, musky warthog sex with Kellyanne, otherwise it's permanently disqualifying.

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Cold potato, roughly cube, put in bowl, top with decent olive oil, decent vinegar, salt, pepper. Toss and u got an awesome potato salad. Throw some scallion or diced greens or diced cooked veggie leftovers or cheese or salami for extra credit. 3 min prep time tops.

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The fast food giants are also doing a lot of classic price discrimination thru their apps. You can save 30% or more. I hate using the apps though so I've just cut back in general.

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I hear a lot of the really serious shit does not register as painful until it's too late, if that helps.

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There’s a country of 110 million people on Israel’s SW border. Lots of those young people are being radicalized by the Gaza War. At some point Egypt may not defer its foreign policy to Israel. That’s the bigger medium to long term threat.

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He's sending himself back in time to infiltrate the Stone Poneys. We must send someone back to that moment to protect Linda.

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Are we getting diss tracks out of Jack vs. the Blue Sky Team or nah?

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It's the water getting into the concrete deep and then the structural steel oxidizes, at least from what I understand. That's also what caused the bridge collapse in Genoa.

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Square miles are a lot smaller the closer you get to the equator.

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Isnt the zone stance-dependent per player? If it's a visual computer smart AI thing and I'm in charge of the Astros, I'm putting algorithm-baffling spots and stripes on the unis to narrow the strike zone.

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Their product falls apart at anything more than mild petting or grinding?

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