adhd simulator where I follow you around and prevent you from doing the thing you are trying to do.
Just smack stuff out of your hands or turn off your laptop or grab and hide your food you're in the middle of making.
"Hey when do I get to do that again though?"
"Outcome Not Clear"
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housemate just ran back into the room 'OH! SPEAKING of STOCK IMAGES...'
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Sometimes having an incredibly bullshit memory gives me little treats. I get emails from my library telling me they're actioning my request for a book I entirely forgot requesting, or knowing about.
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Yukky Times at the El Royale
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Hannibalectrolytes
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Still think one of the funniest things Australia has done is 'suffer in ya jocks'
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Saw a guy out-and-about in a propeller hat. If I hadn't already known it was windy as hell, I sure would've after scoping the hat.
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My friend's Yorkie got a new bed. He is the cosiest lad.
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galosh around and find out (puddles)
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inventor of the beside table stockcube nighttime salt lick
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(nice to you)
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Hoh hoh hohhhh spanikopita inception on a Wednesday
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I feel extremely powerful whenever I request a book be added to my library's catalogue. I can just... get book.
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Third string cheese of the day. Unstoppably powerful of me.
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Got a 'reminded me of you' link from sister.
It's a punk version of Dick Dastardly and Muttley's 'Stop That Pigeon' so I'm not sure if I should rethink how I'm going about things or double down.
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