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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

The gentrification of SE was a fucking trip, man.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

It was my (now dated) experience, so your mileage may vary. D.C. is fundamentally an urban experience (strike 1), space is at a premium and it's really expensive to park your gender-affirming Dodge Ram (strike 2), and you interact with minorities in a non-service industry capacity (strike 3)

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

Republicans live in Virgina.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

Man these new leopards these days, where did they learn this shit?

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

I, personally, can't wait to be renditioned to Alabama to avoid that whole state-level charges farce.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

Love that we're living in a 50's libertarian parody America

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:32 UTC

You can just say 9/11

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

If loving Miatas is gay, consider me Liberace.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

This is why I encourage my kids to dual class: You can be a plumber who also dominates

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

He's going to round up my enemies, obviously.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

When I get like that my next thought is "maybe that wasn't powdered sugar on the table."

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

I appreciate artistic license but that doesn't look anything like Hugh Laurie.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

And thanks to the specific carve out for prisoners, $0.24/hour isn't technically slavery! American Manufacturing is coming back, baybee! AAAAWWWWWROOOOO!

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

Jailing is a means to an end. The end being "be homeless where I don't have to see it."

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

I just went back to make sure my memory wasn't tinged with nostalgia and the first episode I pulled up ends with Gordon gently talking a chef into rehab.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:37 UTC

Did you watch the original British version? There's very little yelling and he seems genuinely interested in helping absolutely clueless restaurateurs. I highly recommend it. It's like following Se7en with a cozy mystery.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 11:07 UTC

I'm not fans of either, but it's clear the move was premised on the correct assumption that the Democratic establishment wanted to consolidate around anyone but Bernie.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 11:04 UTC

I feel like there should be multiple, long books written about the negotiations that led to Buttigeg and Klobuchar consolidating behind Biden on the eve of Super Tuesday 2020.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

Just went back and double-checked. The drop outs happened right before Super Tuesday. When it happened it was 2 for Bernie (NV, NH) and 1 each for Joe (SC) and Pete(IA)

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

Lol, I wonder if the one-term promise was an explicit part of that corrupt little bargain.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

Am I miss-remembring Biden being an also-ran in that group before they all formed an anti-Bernie Voltron with him at the head?

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

Do file a police report on it. Theft of Services is a thing in Idaho and if your neighbor is both 1) a shithead, and 2) brazen about it, you really want to nip it in the bud now.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:29 UTC

The choir pays my salary. Why would I preach to anyone else?

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

The best duty station in the Army is the obscure supply depot ten minutes from Pisa that runs an MWR beach on the Italian Riviera.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

I only approve of God-fearing American companies that will spy on me for the Right Reasons.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

Temporarily unembarrassed pizzillionaire

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

Criminalizing this is a free speech violation imo.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:31 UTC

Sir I think you were just robbed.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

I was the guy you didn't know irl but loaned you $500. It's good to see you again, friend.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

The funniest thing about a bunch of racist tropes like this is that unless you're already starting from an internalized "target is bad" assumption, they all make the targets sound incredibly cool. I am 100% down with converting and attempting to marry into the space lizards hegemony.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

The good news is that in three hours or so the cat food will no longer smell so bad!

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

This reminds me of the dude who was adding "traditional Scots" localizations to Wikipedia and it was just him rewriting English articles like Groundskeeper Willie.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

My understanding is that laws don't apply if it's circumvented by an App.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

Same but the Monster Squad.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

The TV adaptation is AMAZING in that it is 100% made of bad choices.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

You're paying a self image tax at that point.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

"Ongoing" seems pretty charitable.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

Vasil is nice but lonely, please don't shame him.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

The quiet little church in the country where F.Scott Fitzgerald was buried is really funny (it's bordered by the Washington Metro Red Line and the Rockville Parkway now).

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

The founding fathers intended that I, as a doctor, could tell everyone about your weird dick.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 13:35 UTC

I'd really appreciate a shadowy cabal dedicated to providing me with an awe-inspiring light show, honestly. Someone should run on that.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

This photo is absolutely going to be the basis of a terribly dumb Chemtrails+ conspiracy theory.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

*our

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

It's absolutely a great product and turned out bug-phobic toddler around.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

Boise!

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

There's a nonzero chance you're getting an internal campaign poll. When I'd do this for a campaign, we'd ID as the most generic and forgettable name you could imagine.

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