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Burney Sandwich
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That’s what I was going to say too
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Burney Sandwich
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That’s what I was going to say too
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Burney Sandwich
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I'm 1 Chadley fight away from the platinum. I try it once a day, I mald, and then I go back to my game library to find something I enjoy, lol
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Burney Sandwich
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Ngl, between Elden Ring and FF7 Rebirth's optional bosses, this year has had me consider for the first time that I may be "over the hill" in a gaming sense. sucks
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Defector
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I would like to put lunchmeat on the Cybertruck. defector.com/i-would-like...
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Burney Sandwich
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Libraries and heritage sites I agree, but in the art world where things are so absurdly inflated where only those rich enough to actually change things in this world participate… I think those at least address the correct audience. But I don’t think they change any minds still.
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Burney Sandwich
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I refuse to watch The Three Body Problem because fucking Benioff and Weiss made it. Cool book, but it’s fucking unconscionable those two fuckups still have careers
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Burney Sandwich
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That's cool. I'm not interested in winning your approval. Hope being a dick brings you all the joy in the world.
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Burney Sandwich
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It's the same reason sports are more fun to watch with a room full of people. Would it be fun to watch sports if there were people out there telling you who wins before the game starts? Describing the key play before it happens? Personally I think it would suck ass.
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Burney Sandwich
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The fact is that gaming marketing, from the old school magazines to E3 to the cinematic trailers and livestream events today are as much about a sense of community as they are conveying information. There's a reason thousands of people voluntarily watch commercials: communal hype brings us together.
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Burney Sandwich
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They spend an awful lot of money on conveying that information. If it's all just an announcement of upcoming products, sure seems like sending a tweet would be cheaper.
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Burney Sandwich
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I don’t understand the motivation of leakers or people who seek out leaked info for that matter. I guess I just prefer the collective experience of a highly produced announcement and everyone reacting at once. Something about leakers trying to preempt that (for nothing but attn) feels antisocial
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Burney Sandwich
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I assumed the labels were just for the accounts that want to post b-hole 🤷♂️
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David Marshall
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I can't remember a tech campaign this relentless.
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Burney Sandwich
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The terminally-online urge to report the death of a respected elder with "FIRST"
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Burney Sandwich
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Put this vapid garbage on instagram where it belongs.
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Burney Sandwich
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Is she being tested for a Biden candidacy bail out? Talk about your monkey’s paw
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Burney Sandwich
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Tipping exclusively $0.01 so that Krassy and Elon can fight over who gets their cut first.
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Burney Sandwich
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Just a 120 year old publication thirsting on main for a cartoon aimed at preschoolers. Who says print is dead???
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Burney Sandwich
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Your occasional reminder that the most unhinged winemom conspiracy theories surrounding Russiagate turned out to be mostly true. Trump is not trying to lead the country to success. Inflicting fatal damage to the economy and the country as a whole is a feature, not a bug.
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Burney Sandwich
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Burney Sandwich
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I think he reveals why in the original pitch. He says he would have to pay for the deal with Thomas by doing stand up tours, which you can imagine he'll be doing to some degree regardless. Seems logical to me that he would take the bus for this bit and use it himself for those tours...
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dan solomon
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just once it would be cool if something like this turned out to be the apocalyptic thing that got us
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Burney Sandwich
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John Oliver already did this with $1m/year and a deluxe motor home. Watch around the 26:00 mark
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE-V...
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Burney Sandwich
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No one thing has done more to turn me off to gaming than the Geoff Keighley advertisement pipeline
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Burney Sandwich
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They’re taking our jobs (that no American wants nor would they accept the low wage) plus [insert singular anecdote about crime or voting or social program abuse that is 99% based on a lie] and also [spout of overt replacement theory racism]
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Burney Sandwich
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Just full throated stochastic terrorism. Sure would be nice if someone, anyone, in the democratic party were inclined to shed a light on this, let alone enact some governance, but I do understand that's a lot to ask from a collection of inanimate scarecrows.
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Burney Sandwich
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Vin Diesel burns out so hard as he shifts from 22nd to 23rd gear that the tire smoke counteracts Godzilla's nuclear fire breath.
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Burney Sandwich
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Every day I'm more and more thankful that the Chris Person in me learned how to build a media server.
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Burney Sandwich
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The science of taking nutrients and making them poison. Feels like it should be illegal tbh.
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Burney Sandwich
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From what I can tell, the complainers about comics are similar to the complainers about gaming. A loud minority who want to stake out the medium for white men exclusively and are enraged that women and “woke” themes have found a place with them.
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Burney Sandwich
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Kids are scared of dumb shit too. I got recurring nightmares from an Ernest movie. The more sheltered, the dumber the shit you get scared by.
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Burney Sandwich
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If you mod tits onto your character, you grow tits for real. The problem is woke.
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Burney Sandwich
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We've pretty much maxed the datamancer skill tree. Putting points toward biomancer now feels like it fits the new climate change meta.
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Burney Sandwich
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On the lookout for the future discourse: "Billionaires are not monsters deserving scorn, they simply have a psychological disorder similar to a run-of-the-mill hoarder and deserve sympathy. It's immoral to hold them to account for their rapacious behavior"
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Burney Sandwich
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Burney Sandwich
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We'll still have some revelers past midnight, plus you'll have a 5 hour head start...
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Burney Sandwich
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Just popped over there, and there is a shocking lack of bangers. Just the most basic woohoos and got 'ems, nothing truly inspired like I've seen here. Definitely the Medium Place.
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Burney Sandwich
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🇺🇸🤝🇬🇧 Celebrating July 4th together at last
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Burney Sandwich
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My favorite thing about RFK Jr is that he looks like Joe Biden if he was sculpted out of extra pieces of the California Raisins.
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Burney Sandwich
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The best part of this is that you could be talking about any one of the three on both points
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Burney Sandwich
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This list almost fills in the gap left by the missing "Trending" page. I just wish there was something equally well curated for sports news
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Burney Sandwich
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Man, the first time I watched Southland Tales, I ended up watching it twice back to back and still saw new little weird shit mixed in that I totally missed the first time. I won't say it's a good movie, but it's so weird and has so many big names taking such big shots that I can't help but love it.
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Burney Sandwich
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I'm paraphrasing another anon bsky user but it's true: AI is the spam-mail or robocalls of the next 10 years. Useless wordsalad that no one needs or wants but the businessworld is convinced is vital to their growth and utilizes beyond sensical limits, causing helpful, existing technology to degrade
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Burney Sandwich
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Man I can't wait for it to be Bill Maher's turn to face the music. There's gotta be some wildly fucked up shit in his closet.
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Burney Sandwich
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I wanna mess up all their stats: Best music - 30 years before I was born Best radio - a month before SiriusXM started ads Best fashion - idk, whenever jeans got stretchy Best movies - 20 years before I was born Best television - a month before the first Netflix original Best cuisine - yesterday
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Brendel
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Wouldn’t the only useful purpose of AI be for uncommon questions? If I needed to know who was President in 1912 or how to make French toast couldn’t I just have searched for that at any point in the past 20 years?