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Buzz Foster

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56 years-old, and your gay Gen-X dad. Married. Kids. Skier. Glamper. Fuck the NRA. #BlackLivesMatter No Republicans or TERFs! Albuqueerque, NM
Heteros, please note: my existence does not depend on your permission, nor do I behave for your comfort.

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B-52s with the Wild Crowd!: Live In Athens, GA [Blu-ray] a.co/d/0cqMq91k

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They are so fun! Did you get the live Blu-ray?

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Tasty cock, err... COFFEE.

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Fifteen years ago today, I told my parents that I couldn't get off work to come to Texas for the 4th of July. We actually went to see the B-52's and sat in the second row, center.

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I heard a variant of this joke in which a man had burned both of his ears. He was apparently drunk when the phone rang and he answered the iron. But when asked how he burned the other ear, he explained that whoever it was called back.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Wow. I know it's not *the answer*, but we don't play that shit in New Mexico. We are short on teachers, too. Maybe this is a chance for us to attract new ones.

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And don't forget that maintaining your humanity means not just not winning, but a tortured existence.

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A middle aged bear, a younger chub, and a lady who's age I couldn't judge were sitting near me at Crickle's. I couldn't figure out if this was divorced/out gay dad showing his son and his wife the gayborhood, or if the chub son was showing it to his parents, or if these were just lost midwesterners.

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I have, frequently. But there's not many of us who do, for sure.

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I’m not watching this debate. It shouldn’t even be happening. The President of the United States should not be sharing a stage with a convicted felon, insurrectionist, and a fascist. Vote blue up and down your ballot and fight to end this charade.

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I can't even begin to count the number of times my husband and I have been criticized by people who think our kids deserve a "normal" home, headed by straight people. I hate humanity, sometimes. Those poor kids.

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This was literally from the show. All the surviving alumni joined Trent and the current band on stage and they played as a nine piece for the last quarter of the set: youtu.be/UMER76w9ew8?...

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Who in their right mind would have ever thought that a sitting President of the United States would debate a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, treasonous shitwheasel, but here we fucking are.

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It was. And probably more meaningful to me.

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No need to be sad. I got to see Nine Inch Nails in '22 at their last show.

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Nice choice! I'd pick the one I should have gone to:

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Going to be in Dallas this weekend. Hoping to score an invite to a fun pool party. I'll work for it. 😉

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The title track still slaps. I remember describing Kate as being on the stage in 2009, "shaking it till the butter melts".

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Do I need to come up there and blow you until your nuts are shriveled up like raisins?

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I was an air traffic controller for 30 years, and while there were things in the sky that I personally did not have identification of because of intrafacility intercommunication gaps, there was nothing up there that *someone* couldn't identify.

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When do we get an NSFW text thread option?

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I've gotten used to violent threats from right wingers over there, but I have recently tested the waters in response. In one instance, I invited them to FA/FO, and posted a picture of me in a pride shirt holding a pistol. They apparently reported it with no response from Meta at all.

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This is great. Apretude is awesome, but I have to go in every 2 months. Right now it puts me in almost exactly at Christmas and my birthday. The price for being an early adopter, I suppose. Two times? Yes!

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Housing the homeless is cheaper than what we do, too. We've at least figured it out with school lunches in some states. Maybe there's hope.

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To the men in the room:

Women's Rights Are Human Rights.
Women are watching their fundamental rights erode. We CANNOT let this continue to happen. Educate yourself. Stand up. Speak out. Protest.

Be the ally you need.
Show your support tomorrow.
WEAR RED.
action.womensmarch.com/events/women...

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Imagine being at a concert so shitty that Matt Gaetz is the opening act.

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Good for them. And I hope like hell that they see the theology-driven agenda of the GOP for what it is.

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AAAHHH! Like a flashy twink at the bar trying to give attitude to an older dad bear in cargo shorts, who responds immediately with enough shade to eclipse the sun. Got. It. Thank-you!

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I was so hoping that when Discovery was en route to Vulcan to get their new captain, it would be T'pol. She's absolutely one of my favorite characters. I made a great gif of her throwing Prince-level shade. I need to find that and hopefully post it.

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That is a horrifyingly upbeat theme song to describe being orphaned.

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When you get down to Zero, you still have a whole lot more. At least, that was according to the TV ads.

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