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Yeah that's fair. Everything's a little different when the lights are out.
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Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk industries. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider.
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Ben
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Yeah that's fair. Everything's a little different when the lights are out.
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I keep seeing them on the 350 plugs and it drives me *insane*
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Ben
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Ooh, that looks good!
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If I really wanted to be a dick, I'd open the door more. 80 pounds of pitbull losing his shit will make almost anyone bail, even if he won't cross the threshold.
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Ben
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A cure for the thunder scaries.
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Ben
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Spicy peanut soba noodles with marinated kale and mushrooms, crispy pork, and a soy egg.
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That's bizarre. What do you think you're going to accomplish at that point?
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If I'm asking who you are and what you want, continuing your "Hi, I'm not going to take too much of your time..." spiel isn't going to go well.
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Man, door to door solicitors have gotten so much worse. If you're not wearing a logo and you're not starting with who you are, I'm not going to hear you out.
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We made progress today!
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Ben
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I have done it both ways.
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Ben
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Boiling eggs. Actually got them peeled without complete annihilation today!
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Ben
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Best in years.
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I have tried everything
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Here we go again...
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Ben
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Laser tag.
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Plot-wise, sure. I just think Eddie can't act anymore.
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It is *so* bad
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Ben
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And whomever flew the helicopter deserves a raise.
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Ben
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Ok, the Third Rock kid is all right
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Ben
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The most interesting thing about the new Beverly Hills Cop movie is Axel's daughter's E93.
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Oh thank God
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America was not made for imperial rule
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Both of whom I apparently previously blocked 😂
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Themselves
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Practice makes perfect
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I'm just going to start blocking anyone who is in the "Joe gotta go" camp, unless they start with a detailed plan for how they're going to get their preferred candidate on 50 state ballots.
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Do they even still exist? I think it's time to make the ACC a lacrosse powerhouse.
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Go Blue Jays
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I've never been happier not to live in New York. $1 deviled eggs would put my cardiologist's kids through a doctorate at Harvard.
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Fucking sexy couch you got there
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That might be the greatest explanation of 3.2 beer I've ever heard
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I swear I'm starving!
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He just got a foot of crunchy salmon skin. He'll be fine!
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Ben
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Baseball is a very suggestive sport
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Ben
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Dolly & Beyonce & Ray LaMontagne
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I'm going to Canada
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If Westburg played in pre-Walltimore Camden, I think he'd be looking at 40 dongs this year.
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One desperately starving puppy.
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Kremer looks like shit tonight
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Ben
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Ragu bianco with smoked pork shoulder and egg pasta.
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I gagged
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Whomever said this eats instant grits. Plain.
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Wut.
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Ben
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I am quite fond of forcemeat
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Sold
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Ben
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We're trying to avoid ending up the bad guys, T800.
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It was a big clue, but he cultivated the rest of his image so well. Or, once again, I'm a middle aged white mediocrity who missed it.
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Ben
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Every one of the 6 white kids that actually grew up in DC.
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Ben
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I see what you did there
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