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Cang Long: Vietnamese Coffee addict

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Rumored to be an IT dude. But really a leprechaun. Warning: typos and snark ahead. Spicy like Laoganma sauce. I see you checking out my Sub docked in Lake Erie. Wanna take a deep dive?


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The floof version of Gene Simmons

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That’s okay….I often like when I mean to reply.

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Ouch.

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If Missouri, most def. If Ohio, then some pirogies will accompany

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What?!? That hasn’t happened to me yet….now I am worried

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I do it all the time in my sleep and Haven’t slept because of the heat.

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Creeps me out

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Hey, brilliant! I’d hate myself too in the case.

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He didn’t count them as illegal if the actions were against Democrats/Liberals

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He clearly is looking out for the Orange Shitball

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Calling it now: some Doofus will Purposely Run for the US presidency Just to be the Joker.

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Hmm, we still have our 2010 Fit. Oldie but a goodie

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Good luck. Going far?

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I’m thinking they want the money of gullible suckers, um, I mean Gen Z and Baby Boomers who think an expensive eco home goes a long ways in fighting climate change but in reality it was built with inferior materials.

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Billed as “ecohomes”….let’s call them what they really are: overpriced condos on a loud and busy street in a somewhat nice area of Cleveland proper.

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Floof’s look lets you know that it knows what’s on the old man’s phone

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More like 0%. The pool is mainly men with little dicks and an unhealthy obsession with Tron-fucking-Kitt/Michael Knight threesome porn.

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To provide context: while I live in Cuyahoga county, which is reliably Democratic. The person parking in Lowe’s’ veteran parking spots is proud to announce they’re MAGA and 2A all the way.

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I’m at a local Lowe’s. Next to the vetera’s-only parking. Yeah, there’s USAF vet parked in a spot. The kicker: The driver is a she…who proudly has Biden-Harris bumper stickers. LGBTQ stickers. Lesbian Resist! Stickers. Crazy Cat Lady sticker and more…all on a Subaru. Rock on, crazy cat lady!

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But if Kruse wants to keep getting mental crabs, those mental images need to be G-rated

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Cats are all-around jerks and assholes unless they want some affection. This come from the experience of growing up in a house that had over 20 cats.

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A stolen duck Is savory in summer When no one sees me.

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Stayed up to watch episode 5 of the Acolyte. Totally worth it. The episode makes the Mandalorian look pedestrian

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Much like how fucking MAGAts support a smelly, fat, senile Orange Man-boy god.

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Fear the hippo side eye.

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You want to talk about obsession?

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@thedevil.bsky.social might also contribute some words

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I know, right?!?

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Unfortunately during that time, white tech guys as a whole have became even more bitter and have more malignant than good. I said what I said. And I’m not apologizing to anyone named Elon

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Counterpoint: AI is sucking up that energy that could be used to help those people without the need for building power plants dedicated for your wasteful initiatives (AI, Crypto mining, etc) And you avoided my suggestion. You are truly not serious, just self-centered

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I suggest this: if you have such a hard on for increased energy production…burn your own shit and the shit from all your tech hos, um, I mean, “bros”

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Simple: they’re Republican fanatics

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Oh, c’mon…these 22% percenters are the very people who should NOT reproduce

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Oh, fuck that shithead.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

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So much for them not calling attention to themselves….

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The rebellious kind…the kind that hangs that badge from their belt.

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Got purple right out the gate….but it wasn’t flawless on the way to success. Connections Puzzle #379 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

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A certain billionaire named Elmo is the first passenger?

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It’s easy…tell floof it’s getting a treat if it moves its ass.

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What ^if^….

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What is you’re the short-tempered one? (Not saying I am one, but I’m sure the chances are high many reading your tweet are that kind of person)

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I thought they all claim the red pill is laced with deadly things.

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Necessary to a fault.

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Thank you. Well, I’m all for good threads.

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You won a follow out of me

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Dude, your pitifulness on full display. We really don’t give a fig or a fuck as to what your bigoted babbling is all about.

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I don’t believe it either, and I like peanut butter

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Connections Puzzle #373 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 One of those times where purple was way too easy for me

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Not sure whom this is. But he looks like a tiny-tool kind of guy who’s bigly made his dipstick isn’t cutting it

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Batter up with a sticky wicket, right? No? God, I am so out of touch with cricket

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