canthony

canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

"Professional Taylor swift lover" in your bio is wild shit

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

Geez I'm sorry, I gotta post more shit

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 15:04 UTC

That's how I felt during high school with others' works 😈

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

"We're not in court, we're in more important territory, we're on the Maury show" is maurys stupidest line

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

Hell yeah, DMs open, let the sloppiness begin 🤩

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

Right okay, now you mind your voices when I close my book, of course

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

They all yell on Maury to receive validation from the audience. That is so sad 🤣

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

Really sucks the Cinco de mayo parade got canceled in Chicago - gangs are absolute filth, next to piss water

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

Nothing NOTHING Like getting your night ruined 🫥

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

"In a new movie starring Jennifer Lopez-" SKIP

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 21:56 UTC

That keyboard bullshit on Twitter is just so idiotic

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

Another death in the shitty of Chicago, can't wait to leave this hellhole of bullets and corruption

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 21:16 UTC

I hate that I say this to myself on the daily

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

Just wasted a half hour on Vince sant giving established advice. Someone got a time machine?

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 29, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

Bunch of dumbasses, they really thought it would work

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

🤘🏼🤬🤘🏼

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

@pfrazee.com "turbo dude"
Dude hell yeah

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

Yoooo it's giving me David Mack vibes here, I can dig it 🤘🏼

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

"It's called being an adult" It's called being a bitch with a response like that.

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

Didn't think I'd be skipping an episode of SNL with Sydney Sweeney hosting but here we are

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 03:01 UTC

There's no hope left to dribble with 🫥

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

What's the point of jellyroll in a Uber eats commercial freaking out about his tattoos, I'm lost

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

Haha now we're talking a franchise here!

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

Airvinyls are going out of business, and with it we can safely return to normal ass air fresheners

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 15:16 UTC

It's happening! Yay

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

Any "fans" out there?

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

Okay just because Shannon Sharpe had one good interview doesn't mean he's gotta keep popping up in my feeds

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

"god" didn't bless you with a child. You had sex and got pregnant. Science blessed you with a child, homie

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

I'm stuck watching Maury while I work. This Ravonne chick is such a stupid bitch

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 05, 2023 at 21:25 UTC

So when are McDonald's curly fries going to be a thing?

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 02, 2023 at 23:18 UTC

Respect

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 05:17 UTC

hahahaha

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 16:55 UTC

Right back at cha! 🤘🏽

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 07:02 UTC

I'm definitely loving the process thus far, the small bumps in the road have been easy to get through as of late

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 28, 2023 at 19:58 UTC

I've fallen severely behind on my progress but it's awesome that you've succeeded with such a milestone 🤘🏽

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 28, 2023 at 07:34 UTC

It's still a mystery to me as to what I'll fill the space in with

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 26, 2023 at 17:46 UTC

Awh, thank you kindly 😌

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 26, 2023 at 16:52 UTC

Charming but my mind is telling me to steer away from selfies

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 24, 2023 at 05:51 UTC

How do I convince myself to take more pictures

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 24, 2023 at 03:31 UTC

Apparently family doesn't understand the meaning of "let's go" when leaving a gathering; instead it's interpreted as a delay, over and over and over again

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canthony @canthonyrivera.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 23, 2023 at 06:25 UTC

Damn chest pain ain't getting in the way of smoking a bit before bed

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