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Erstwhile Bon Vivant


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I feel for the plight of English women. It has to feel defeminizing to need viagra for one’s upper lip

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It’s cute that you think Hunter has any favors leftover. I wouldn’t crucify, but he’s basically ran-through. Dude is greasy dust

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Outsource the outsourced, to better replace the source. Where’d all the source go!? Outside the ouroboros? Source bros are always whining about the ouroboros eating its own shit. First-world problems, right?

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They’re just step-families. Both parents changed their name after separation. It doesn’t make it secret

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Let those without zyn cast the first stone

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5 more minutes mom!

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Must have had them all before getting dressed

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It’s step-twitter. It’s the place Twitter settled after the divorce, except this time both parties changed names afterwards.

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He is a VICTIM in this! Be nice!

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Adolph. Sorry to any of the good ones out there

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They’ve had a bad year an can smell a powder keg. Avoid it all they want it’s a choice between smolder and fester

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It’s not the app

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At least it’s not purple, the worst color to be.

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It’s very cool that his armor has windows for his nipples. The Holy Spirit must radiate from nature’s thermometers

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(exhibiting a perfectly normal relationship between myself and my smartphone) this intrusive thought is going to be a hit

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With god-like powers, who wouldn’t be?

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BLT needs no help. All the flavors work off each other

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