Otto Von Langer

Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 08:32 UTC

Pro tip: You don’t need to answer the door.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 08:29 UTC

Be the change you want to see in the world. It starts with you.😁

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 08:25 UTC

Alien Resurrection really is bad. No cap.😎

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:51 UTC

1x1=xylophone Pay attention to me! I’m a serious genius!!

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

This is why they used humans as batteries in the Matrix.😱

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

A.I. is the problem and NFTs are the solution. Why does this feel like a bad movie plot. 😂

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

Virtual insanity poolside

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

Too many disco biscuits

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 07:57 UTC

Doesn’t everyone have a fireworks room? Mine is between the mud room and the foyer. It has its own water closet.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

What do flat Earthers call global warming ? Frying pan? Planar warming? Disco?

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

Hahaha!

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

It’s better to be consistent that right. That’s called style. You have to remove your ego from the equation and be fearless. Fail fast and often. Don’t take criticism personally, and seek advice from more seasoned artists. Also, you’ll have to learn to trust your preferences.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

He should use AI for his next debate.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

“Sleepy Joe and the Shmoes”

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

What ads teach me: hair is important, mental health is a commodity, and banks want you to be in debt.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

Biomechanical horror beginnings

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

Nah-sferatu

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Down with Meta!

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

That Popeye Poster is amazing!

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

Was Walter Russell the Terrance Howard of his time?

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

PSA: When you take a dump and it looks like a perfect little croissant, don’t eat it. 👍😁

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

Watch some YouTuber try it. This is the next Mr.Beast video.😂

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 07:26 UTC

PSA: Just because you and all your friends believe something is real, it does make it real. 😁

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 07:21 UTC

PSA: Even if you don’t understand something it can still exist. 👍

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 07:04 UTC

I have a secret garden of art no one will ever see till I’m long dead. I’ll bury it in a tomb in the desert and leave a very cryptic set of directions on how to find it. With any luck humanity will be extinct and my art will be found by aliens who will base a religion on it.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

I finished college, held down a job, helped create a life, taught others… can I just live now?

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 20:13 UTC

I hate camping and you should too.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

You knocked up a lady. Buy some slightly cheaper power tools or a grill you’ll use once.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

Laying in the floor all day counting cracks in the ceiling.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

How does it smoke?😳

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 08:46 UTC

I hate ear (fucker) buds. I’d rather wear some chonky over the ear headphones.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 08:42 UTC

You can afford a therapist? You must be doing alright.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

Get one of them cool gaming chairs 🪑

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

Is that your voice in your head or someone else’s?

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

I’ve aways said consistency is better that technical ability. I’m just not brave enough to follow my own beliefs.😁

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

My biggest fear is look at old are and liking what I see. I thrive on chasing the rabbit of improvement more than perfection.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 07:05 UTC

I’m starting the cubed Earth movement.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 07:02 UTC

Pizza that is a taco 🌮

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 08:56 UTC

You should run for Class President!

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

Loos to much like a garbage disposal.😳

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

Also who would want to fuck this? (Not my drawing)

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

That’s a lot.🤣

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

I went to Golden Coral. That’s all.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

Absinthe, Old Country Buffet, and running across the highway blindfolded?

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

Calvin as an old man.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

Live action Earrhworm Jim

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

Don’t get the obsession with lore for fiction and movies. I guess it doesn’t bode well for me ever making a comic book series.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

I think flat earthers believe just to get attention. The more bs they spout the more debunkers pay attention to them.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Buckaroo Bonzai and Transylvania 6-5000. Both have Goldblum.

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