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@cardiograms.bsky.social

Sometimes I want to post things like "someone come fold me in half" but I can't say things like that here because it's extremely horny and what I mean is literally someone come fold me in half, or like compress me into a zip file or something.

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Reese's avatar Reese @jackjackington.bsky.social
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A platonic full body weight crushing is very relaxing.

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also liana's avatar also liana @clematisfoetida.bsky.social
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need the temple grandin machine but for folding

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12 of 47 it/its's avatar 12 of 47 it/its @12of47.bsky.social
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@cardiograms.bsky.social sudo tar -czpf cardiograms.bsky.social.tgz /dev/cardiograms/*

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Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
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I want to be tied up, but only in the sense that I’d like to be hung from my wrists or ankles and shaken until my back decompresses and my hips pop.

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Minister of Misanthropy's avatar Minister of Misanthropy @tonyhighwind.hellthread.vet
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There should be a separate bsky feed for poasts that hit the weed number

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GSV Yawning Angel's avatar GSV Yawning Angel @jyn.dev
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this exactly, i want a girl to be my blanket by which i mean lie on top of me as we both fall asleep

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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WINRAR ME, DADDY

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