Jakey 's avatar

Jakey

@jakeythesnakey.bsky.social

352 followers 471 following 3561 posts

“We should all emulate the virtues of the rattle snake: strong communication and good follow through” RI/PDX based, politics 13 month year evangelist Baking Gym Lobbyist. Coworkers DNI Building Code/Housing/HVAC nerd


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Flip PA to D and you’ve got my prediction map

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

This happens every 4th of July. Drunk ppl put the mortar launch tube on top of their head and turn their spine into dust. Govt safety bodies put out tons of videos of how this will immediately kill you, but nothing stops it.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

This happens every 4th of July. Drunk ppl put the mortar launch tube on top of their head and turn their spine into dust. Govt safety bodies put out tons of videos of how this will immediately kill you, but nothing stops it.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Working EST hours from the west coast at 6am: god damnit what the fuck is this, this sucks Working EST hours from the west coast at 2pm: Insanely rad. This rocks. Hell yeah. New York City Forever.

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

My dads been bragging about his new sound system for months and doesn’t know anything about hardware so I kinda wrote it off,,, I’ll be damned but it’s really nice

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Kinda wild that everyone accepts that Obama was a once in a generation political talent and world class orator and also that he’s invisible these days and not out barnstorming

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

The hollowing out of the administrative state will continue to produce stuff like this. “Okay I think we can get out of Oregon without hitting Idaho national guard roadblocks because Uber eats is still delivering down highway 84”

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Cars: for normal adults Bikes: for kids and nerds in spandex Bus: for poor people and people with DUIs Trains: for Europeans is the general conception basically

0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Commercial too if you’re a nerd and know what 90.1 is Note: it’s more green because of ✨politics✨

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

If your state is not dark green (or light green for half credit) that’s very bad! Take all your anger about AI and crypto energy use and direct it here!

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

We also *must* continue to adopt stringent building energy codes. Buildings built to code are cheaper to cool, and retain their safe/cool temps far longer during power outages. Building to code also radically reduces the carbon emissions required to heat/cool a home, so root cause mitigation also!

0 replies 2 reposts 16 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

I’ve come around to thinking Biden won’t step down. This ofc potentially cues a real fucked event in Sept when the next debate happens and Biden crashes and burns again.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Typo

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Just gotta link that shit to draft kings or video slots and make a billion

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Anyone want an idea that will make a billion dollars but also make the world worse?? A vape with a small screen that you can gamble on

1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

A man who can marry the teacher he was hot for and then become president over the most cantankerous western nation is obviously an insanely powerful mind. Unsurprising his political gambit worked.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Data center energy use, which includes Ai and crypto and also the rest of the internet, is ~3% of total use. A drop in the bucket compared to home residential. Be less upset about this and more upset about poor energy retrofit program implementation

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Lots of babies and toddlers there every time I’ve been. If they can handle the noise of the crowd they’re golden.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

After much argument wifey and I have decided that our automat would have foil wrapped baked potatoes, and a little condiment station.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

My version of this is that I believe every restaurant should have to give away one item for free; the cheapest classic item from their genre of cuisine. Cacio e pepe, chicken broth with rice, rice and beans, buttered spaghetti, etc. ideally they all stock an automat outside their front door.

1 replies 2 reposts 13 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

TSA is makework for GWOT veterans who had a combat MOS. It would be laudable if it wasn’t constructed in a way that inconvenienced every person in every airport

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Jesus fucking Christ I wish I could talk my body so I could say “The pollen isn’t going to hurt you. It’s okay. You can calm down. Let’s just try cooling it with the sneezing and eyes swelling and see what happens okay?”

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

I think an unscripted town hall that lasted about the same length as a debate would count.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Were they all ~15 minute teleprompter speeches?

2 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Inverse is also true tho. If they don’t replace Biden, and Trump wins, everyone who propped Biden up go down as villains. The stakes are so high and I see no clear answers.

1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Like I generally like and agree with will Stancil but the idea that “no you didn’t see that, you’re just being influenced” is wrong! 50M people watched the debate.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

The idea that I can’t remember something profound and powerful and important that I watched on TV one week ago is insulting

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

I watched the entire debate. There is no unseeing that. It felt cruel to watch. That was not “tired”… that was an old man in deep decline who could not hold his own or answer questions or hold the line against an idiot lying fascist.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Yeah it seems bad that the normal things a normal candidate would do to bounce back and move the news cycle past this (eg hold a bunch of unscripted town halls and interviews and bring big energy) he is *just not doing*

2 replies 2 reposts 10 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

1) malarkey 2) the health concern is not valid imo, given the stakes. “I have a cold and therefore cannot fight against fascism” is a bad message even if it’s true, which it’s not. 3) it has been a week+ since the debate, plenty of time to heal up and get out there. 4) he could do virtual events

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Yeah it seems bad that the normal things a normal candidate would do to bounce back and move the news cycle past this (eg hold a bunch of unscripted town halls and interviews and bring big energy) he is *just not doing*

2 replies 2 reposts 10 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

For it is not light that is needed, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake. The feeling of the nation must be quickened; the conscience of the nation must be roused

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

It’s safe to swim in, I know and I do it, but you get a decent amount of water in your mouth water skiing and I sure as shit don’t want that.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Biden is 20 years older than FDR was at the age that FDR fucking died. Trying to compare Biden’s decline in his old age to FDR’s paralytic illness is apples and oranges!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

FDR running for his second term was a full 20 years younger than Biden is, and was clearly more lucid and energetic.

2 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

“No one wants to hold the knife” I know but if Biden doesn’t stop that also means everyone with a voice in dem politics is complicit

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

I too would like more sleep and to not do too many events past 8am. But for fucking real: dem insiders who heard the president say that shit are spineless wreckers. That is not acceptable for the man who has to respond if Israel invades Lebanon or Russia goes nuclear in Ukraine

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

It was a lot more than a bad debate. It felt cruel to watch. It was a painful display of human frailty and decline. Also v notable that since then Biden has not done the things an active campaigner would do to move past the news cycle like doing a series of unscripted interviews and town halls

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

And it should be big

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

I’d nuke the internet in a second, if I could

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

The president will face numerous crisis at 2am while they are in office and the actual executive being functional is important every day. If the argument is “well the vice will handle it” or “well the unelected cabinet will handle it” that’s unacceptable. That’s a losing electoral argument too.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

If the president is incapacitated or indisposed the vice takes over. Having someone who cannot execute the duties and defers all power to their inner circle is less than ideal!

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

No

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Be warned: there is still caffeine in decaf

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Regardless of your opinion on his record or future, is this a guy who you trust to be woken up at 2am when a crisis is unfolding? Is he mentally and physically up to the job? The debate really made me reconsider this.

3 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Something that I think is getting lost in the discourse is a very important question: Can Biden *actually* execute the duties of the president? Like let’s not argue about the politics of him dropping out, or his record on the merits. Can he even be president is a fair question at this point!

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

Whoever said that all generic adderall was the same was *LYING*

0 replies 1 reposts 2 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

1)HIV has no complications with simple medicine is an objectively untrue statement 2)the vast majority of ppl do not get long covid 3) the vast majority of ppl who get long covid fully recover 3.1) all ppl who get HIV require lifelong medical treatment 4) ask someone irl which bug they’d rather get

4 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jakey 's avatar Jakey @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
[ View ]

That sucks shit, but come on. You posted that Covid is worse than HIV. The average person who gets HIV requires lifelong treatment for a highly stigmatized disease that was once a death sentence. The average person who gets Covid makes a full & total recovery with no interventions needed.

2 replies 0 reposts 0 likes