Timothy Carrig

Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 14, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

"Let a crown be placed thereon, by which the world may know, that so far as we approve of monarcy, that in America the law is King. For as in absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be King; and there ought to be no other." Thomas Paine

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 14, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

"Let a crown be placed thereon, by which the world may know, that so far as we approve of monarcy, that in America the law is King. For as in absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be King; and there ought to be no other." Thomas Paine

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

Jon joining the Daily Show back in the day was a perfect example of right place at the right time. It took a comedy show to be the perfect adversary to Fox News. While he commonly criticizes all media, his show has been fighting the disinformation machine at Fox from day one.

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

Trump sexually assulted a woman in the 1990s, do you know how old Biden was at the time!!!

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

Let Pete Davidson do it...

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

Or Dan Marino, I'd rather see Snowflake.

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

I'm just glad there's nothing else important for God to deal with right now, so he can focus on helping the winning team's QB.

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

I wonder who she plans on voting for...

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

And, immediately, that damn song popped into my head. FML.

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 13:46 UTC

From this day forward, hurricanes will be known as Orange Breezes.

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

The free press, SCOTUS and the GOP all have one thing in common. They are all currently facing decisions that will decide if they even exist in 10 years.

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

Can't help but think there's a connection between raising toilets for the comfort of adults and the amount of urine my kids get on the floor.

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Just like Robotnik did with the forest creatures!!!

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

Is this a trick question? Who's insurance covers having children? The birth of my 1st born, with benefits, cost me $5k out of pocket. And that was 14 years ago. He's slowly been repaying me, only 10 payments to go!

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

Was it about the shark eating the Sea Men?

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

Two potatoes have a conversation.

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

I like how I'm just as invisible on Bluesky as I am in real life 😆 Expectations are low...

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

The etymology of the word "Chief" is French. Go Sportsball Super Dish!!! Superbowl 🏈

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

I'm using this in arguments from now on...

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 16:09 UTC

Wow, NYT, you're so right! There's no way I could vote for an old man, that's why I'm voting for another old man!

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

Thank goodness

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

Hallmark Christmas movie? In that case, tell your husband to focus less on his career and watch out for simple guys in plaid shirts. 😆

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

As if the Electoral College didn't do this year's ago...

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

SCOTUS insisting that this decision could lead to a swing state throwing the election by choosing who is on the ballot is the perfect case for dissolving the Electoral College. Why is one state making that decision for the country bad, but five states making the decision is ok?

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

This is the same argument made with police brutality. "Oh you protest when cops kill people, why don't you protest when civilians kill people?" Because civilians are held accountable, and face justice...

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

I'm more interested in the next case where SCOTUS could give immunity to Trump, so in his 2nd term he can use it to disband SCOTUS. Authoritarians don't like sharing power...

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

It's wild listening to Trump's attorneys not argue that he didn't foment an insurrection, but argue that he wasn't an "officer" of the United States.

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 03:49 UTC

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

Classic

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Timothy Carrig @carkegaard.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

So far, this app doesn't make me want to rage smash my phone that's a plus.

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