Cassandra J. Tastrophe

marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

Behold, Super Polydactyl Kitten Padme Allosaurus, and Cyrus Alexander Grappling Hook.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

I'm blazed as hell and the Notary Public Training Course is using talking animals with alliterative names and text to speech. The vibes are IMMACULATE.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

And my icicle heart melted a little bit. I would cut off my right hand to look like Brittany Spears in Toxic. Also I looked nothing like her. Blanca is apparently blind. It made me smile though.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

My boss Blanca yesterday goes: "Oh Cassie, I really like the school girl look." And I'm like "School girl?" "Yeah the like black skirt, the white undershirt and short cut polo? Oh and your hair in a messy bun like that? You look like Brittany Spears in Toxic"

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

Every once in a while I remember how much I love Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. This past time I went to listen to the most recent episode and Peter Sagel was off that week, they had a guest host but didn't announce it and I had this horrified "IS HE DEAD?!" moment.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

You know, the tragedy was that the absolute thrashing you gave my poor Wolverine put us on essentially even footing at three functional mechs apiece. I just got abysmally lucky.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 07:05 UTC

I'd second Audiobooks of the Ciaphas Cain series. It's a level of light heartedness you don't often get in 40k.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

It's gonna be 88 degrees today. I'm not ready for another Vegas summer.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

I'm devastated. I so wanted this salmon to be good, and I've gone and ruined it.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

I got my first paycheck in almost a year today. Capitalism SUCKS.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. I've been socially transitioned, but on and off Skittles as money allows for 6 years now. I've never regretted my choice to be true to myself, even when it has cost me family and friends. So pour one out for all my fellow Dong Darlings. You're all my family now.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

All the Philo 101 students are giggling and/or groaning, because they are all familiar with the philosophical proposition: "Cogito Ergo Sum" or "I think, therefore, I am." I could have lead with the maxim, but of course that would be putting Descartes before the Horse.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

It's Wednesday, and a horse walks into a bar for the fourth time that week. The Bartender squints and goes "Hey buddy, you're in here all the time, you aren't an alcoholic are you?" The horse goes "I think not." and then: Poof. It vanishes in a puff of logic.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 26, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

Snow crowns the mountains, Taunting and singing of the Rain that never came.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

Clouds are rolling in, Obscuring the mountain view; Hope for rain tonight.

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Cassandra J. Tastrophe @cassandratastrophe.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

On the one hand: I love all of these. On the other hand: you're at 666 likes, and though I know what I must do, I don't know if I have the strength to do it.

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