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Who the hell is Lincoln Byo?

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It's not incontinence, it's pushing your limitations.

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If you can get it down to an even 14 you'll get the job and a starting bonus.

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Dude Frasier never helped save us from a caveman plague.

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My campaign pledges to slash wasteful spending in the military's budget. Instead of fiddling around making all these small bombs, we're going to make a few the size of Milwaukee.

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Putting him in my "things that didn't age well" cringe compilations that somehow get 20 million views.

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A Greek tragedian walks into a seamstress' shop, not sure if it's the one his friend recommended, clutching some torn clothes. "Euimendes?" he asks the women at their wheels. "Yes. Euripides?"

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They actually want to see your sickest 360 no scope.

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If you have a chronic illness, that's the Mediterranean Menace.

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It's a step up from calling all allergies The Greek Weakness

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Deaned you say?

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This is their clever way of keeping out failson nobles. Sorry buddy, if you fucked in the past you have to fuck off now.

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I think 3 Dog says this in Fallout 3.

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I didn't know they were even trying to keep me there 😏

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I'm in polycule with my wife, my baby mama, my best friend, and my business partner, but it's pretty easy to manage because they're all the same person 😉 That's just a little bit of humor, my wife actually died from gross medical incompetence.

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All social media sites are bad, but Reddit threads provide better evidence than any religious or philosophical text that there are those among us who are merely crude clay, unfired by the light of Wisdom into true flesh that is a capable vessel of distinct, individual wills.

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Your lawyer will be hearing from my lawyer that hunts lawyers that hunt people. Well, he might not hear him, but you'll know when they've met

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That's what it means to "handle" something

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Red

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What if I did an interpretive dance of the news?

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Surprisingly, the answer is still Freddy Prince Jr

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There are a lot of structural problems, but also we just have to do something permanent about Zuck.

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Did you do the DLCs? I liked hanging out with (being hunted by) the ghost people in Dead Money.

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Dog: The sound of the washing machine is obviously a creature crawling out of hell coming to eat. Rabbit: Jingling metal? Pretty spooky. I'm going to bounce. Dog and rabbit reacting to fireworks: Huh? Did I hear something? Eh, probably no big deal.

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They owed me money, so if you could show me the pit so that I can have a little looksie for valuables I would appreciate it.

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Despite gender stuff I have a very simple relationship with mine, in that my nervous system is my nemesis waging a war on my allied organs. Very neat demarcations.

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You can't trust it, somebody can even be nice enough to give you a new heart, and it'll try to say no thank you for you. Rude and undermining.

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The hidden foe, the immune system.

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I'm not, because I know the truth that it was actually his friend Elbow, who he screwed out of the business.

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Happiness is found in framing. If you're on a cruise that accidentally sets off an old sea mine, you may be tempted to think "Oh no, this ship is going to sink." But let's instead take a long view and mentally recontextualize it. "Wow, the local fish are getting some great apartments."

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Ending relationships busting out "I'm a much better tactician than you. It's all in the brain, you see" after winning a game of a Ticket to Ride expansion I poorly explained.

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Take a mental note that if things go south, work the robobrain line "I wish there was some other way we could have worked this out" or "I hope we can still be friends when this is all over" or "Please believe me when I say I'm not enjoying this" into the conversation depending on how bad it goes.

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Most people don't know just how long Wawa has been around. All though it used to be VVavva

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It's better than Discovery s1 ending where they help install a more sympathetic government with an annihilationist threat

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Sucks Shran was supposed to become a regular in the season that got cancelled.

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I'd say, if anything it's current events if the time applicable message is that conflicts of retribution and preemptive war are bad. There are good and Bad Xindis by the end, divided by race so maybe that's not terrific depending on how literal you take it, but it's exceptional for the time.

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That's what's funny about the Xindi War, it's got the setup to go all Bush years, but then it trundles along in an almost completely different direction

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That one

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Ah, no. Later. Don't want to spoil anything so I'll just say you'll know it when you see it.

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Yum, citrus flavored.

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They've been replaced by followers, that they invited in, of paleocons like Pat Buchanan and anarcho-capitalists like Murray Rothbard, who are intellectual descendants of guys who argued we should have sided with the Nazis while WWII was ongoing,we're regressing to the previously typical derangement

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I heard a convincing argument that the neocons, for all their flaws, were a blip of relative normality for American conservatism. Their liberal roots gave them some grounding with beliefs like WWII was just, Lincoln was a good president, and some vague notions of pluralism.

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Like, you want to change the conversation, get Biden to clearly and directly question what his opponent could possibly mean about weird shit like "black jobs", which seems to have genuinely rubbed people the wrong way, in a way a lot of Trump talk normally gets a sort of pass on.

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You can be dismissively disdainful of talking heads and not engage with them on their terms. People might even like that. You can also try to get in the weeds, hash things out. This half in, half out shit of talking to media people about how you're dismissive of them is idiotic

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Pundits, big donors, Op-ed creatures, and assorted news personalities are fickle and easily panicked, but competently fighting your opponent and projecting confidence is going to quiet them down much more than litigating and relitigating the issue with media people directly.

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If you like Biden, you should really be hoping this is a reductive misrepresentation of what's going on behind the scenes.

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A survival plan that has nothing about how to effectively counter his actual opponent or his party. This is worse than a debate performance, Biden can be perfectly cognitively capable and this is still the strategy of a campaign that's completely taken its eye off the ball.

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Some mythical monsters are described as having breath that is itself poisonous or lethally foul rather than breathing fire. I like to imagine it's marginally based in reality. Maybe there was a snake species that smelled like a porta-potty that died if you got in biting distance

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One day the people of the wasteland will rediscover roofing technology, and they'll all be much more chill.

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