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the first draft of anything is shit


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Every Mets fan I’ve ever met simply expects disaster at all times and is pleasantly surprised when it doesn’t happen

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Thinkin about my peasant ancestors in the Swiss Alps getting by on rye bread and spite while I can have Mexican food any time I want

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German speaking Italians be like “Ach mutter! Das ist ein zpicy Wienerschnitzel!”

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I actually found myself wondering if there was some rule I didn’t know about a maximum number of yellow cards, like team fouls in the NBA

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When there’s one it could be a liar, or a crazy person, or a horrible misunderstanding. When there’s two there’s ten.

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Wonder to what extent this is know-nothings who genuinely think the US has a technical need to conduct more nuclear tests and to what extent it’s skull-faced ghouls who think it would signal to the world that Trump is prepared to use them

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Trying to become less of a complainer and it sucks

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Buddy I can scroll back and read the same OP as you and the quoted objection was to “Prime Minister Starmer”, which sounds completely normal in US English because we use the construction [Title] [Last Name] for every domestic HoG from the president down to small town mayors

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Yeah the Capets are the exception that proves the rule I think. Also stable as that dynasty was the French throne was contested multiple times by the Plantagenets and every time it led to misery and disaster for the French peasantry

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Saw the estimate from the vet for her tooth extraction and I’m about to go up there and sulk with her

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Just because our system is cracking up under the weight of its own unresolved contradictions doesn’t mean I have to respect a title invented for minor Medieval warlord-aristocrats in a different country

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Need Coco Gauff to backhand a ball directly through my skull

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If you recall we had a whole war over whether we had to respect British titles of nobility and we won

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